The good news: this hospital does at-home sleep studies!

[yuki2501@masto.hackers.town]

@aburka @0xabad1dea you just reminded me of a TV parody, "the $6 man"

[moinoviimir@hachyderm.io]

@0xabad1dea one pair of blue-tinted contacts away from "Lisan al-Gaib!" chants

[jenesuispasgoth@pouet.chapril.org]

@0xabad1dea I had the exact same experience. People kept trying to give me their seat, so it must have looked quite impressive.

[snoozyrests@infosec.exchange]

@0xabad1dea you look like you escaped from a lab trying to awaken latent psychic powers

[jsr@social.jsr.com]

@0xabad1dea Cyberpunk 2077 ass choom.

[nicelymanifest@mastodon.social]

@0xabad1dea Oh crap! How did you survive that!?

[angelascholder@mastodon.energy]

@0xabad1dea Jacqueline had a test a few weeks ago, but while most was rigged in the hospital, the facial sensors we had to put in place ourselves before bedtime.

[just_one_bear@mastodon.social]

@0xabad1dea I only had one (air) hose up my nose for the airbag they stuffed in my head. Your cyborg starter kit is WAY more impressive! (Hope they get the data they are needing quickly!)

[petes_bread_eqn_xls@mastodo.neoliber.al]

@0xabad1dea give me 8 hours of sleep and no one gets hurt

[xinit@mastodon.coffee]

@0xabad1dea
The cyborg transformation is going well.
@briankrebs

[0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange]

by the way, the (genuinely very) nice ladies who taped me up assured me that there's no need to worry; the sensor taped to my throat that drew waveforms on their computer when I spoke wasn't recording my *voice*!, only *vibrations*

[blaurascon@critter.cafe]

@0xabad1dea oh your sleep study kit looks way more in depth than mine did, i'm jealous

[shadowwwind@fosstodon.org]

@0xabad1dea most reassuring

[shadowwwind@fosstodon.org]

@0xabad1dea wasn't there news recently about researches reconstruction speech through the vibrations of a computer mouse? ;D

[darthnull@infosec.exchange]

@shadowwwind @0xabad1dea Yeah, best be careful when signing into things while you're wearing it (like, if you unconsciously subvocalize passwords as you type them )

[darthnull@infosec.exchange]

@0xabad1dea My daughter had to do a 24-hour EEG once, it was...very Borg like.

[me@mastodon.cysioland.pl]

@darthnull @shadowwwind @0xabad1dea wait, you know your passwords?

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[shadowwwind@fosstodon.org]

@me @darthnull @0xabad1dea welk i know the password manager password

[_yossi_@techhub.social]

@0xabad1dea what about the ones on your forehead? Do those record your thoughts?

[paulc@mstdn.social]

@0xabad1dea @briankrebs I've done at home sleep studies. I put on everything myself at home. The portable equipment has improved a lot in the past 2 years.

Abadidea, was there something special about your study that required them to wire you up in the hospital. I hope that people made sure you got a seat on mass transit.