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  3. When my wife was giving birth I asked the mid wife how many babies she had to deliver before she became a "full wife".

When my wife was giving birth I asked the mid wife how many babies she had to deliver before she became a "full wife".

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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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    When my wife was giving birth I asked the mid wife how many babies she had to deliver before she became a "full wife". She looked at me like "you poor thing"
    Looked at my wife with even more sorrow for having to put up with me

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      When my wife was giving birth I asked the mid wife how many babies she had to deliver before she became a "full wife". She looked at me like "you poor thing"
      Looked at my wife with even more sorrow for having to put up with me

      heavyimage@mastodon.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
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      @fesshole omg bits on midwives (esp during delivery!). High risk, high reward.

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        @fesshole omg bits on midwives (esp during delivery!). High risk, high reward.

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        justbr0wzing@mastodon.world
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        @heavyimage @fesshole in this case high re-ward ie. the chances of being hospitalised. Again.

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          When my wife was giving birth I asked the mid wife how many babies she had to deliver before she became a "full wife". She looked at me like "you poor thing"
          Looked at my wife with even more sorrow for having to put up with me

          karelbrits@mastodon.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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          @fesshole practising those dad jokes just when you're about to become a dad. I'm so proud of you.

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            @heavyimage @fesshole in this case high re-ward ie. the chances of being hospitalised. Again.

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            @JustBr0wzing @fesshole yes but also somehow still worth it, perhaps.

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              When my wife was giving birth I asked the mid wife how many babies she had to deliver before she became a "full wife". She looked at me like "you poor thing"
              Looked at my wife with even more sorrow for having to put up with me

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              @fesshole How many times does this need to be fessed?

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                @fesshole How many times does this need to be fessed?

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                @Jonas @fesshole

                How many times did the midwife have to ensure the "joke"?

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