<![CDATA[When my wife was giving birth I asked the mid wife how many babies she had to deliver before she became a "full wife".]]>When my wife was giving birth I asked the mid wife how many babies she had to deliver before she became a "full wife". She looked at me like "you poor thing"
Looked at my wife with even more sorrow for having to put up with me

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/c7ba15b3-6e08-4318-9599-b569dc832064/when-my-wife-was-giving-birth-i-asked-the-mid-wife-how-many-babies-she-had-to-deliver-before-she-became-a-full-wife-.RSS for NodeFri, 05 Jun 2026 20:42:06 GMTMon, 25 May 2026 12:20:06 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to When my wife was giving birth I asked the mid wife how many babies she had to deliver before she became a "full wife". on Mon, 25 May 2026 12:40:27 GMT]]>@Jonas @fesshole

How many times did the midwife have to ensure the "joke"?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/w_b/statuses/116635259853476208https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/w_b/statuses/116635259853476208Mon, 25 May 2026 12:40:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When my wife was giving birth I asked the mid wife how many babies she had to deliver before she became a "full wife". on Mon, 25 May 2026 12:38:05 GMT]]>@fesshole How many times does this need to be fessed?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/Jonas/statuses/116635250550949231https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/Jonas/statuses/116635250550949231Mon, 25 May 2026 12:38:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When my wife was giving birth I asked the mid wife how many babies she had to deliver before she became a "full wife". on Mon, 25 May 2026 12:30:23 GMT]]>@JustBr0wzing @fesshole yes but also somehow still worth it, perhaps.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/heavyimage/statuses/116635220267417950https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/heavyimage/statuses/116635220267417950Mon, 25 May 2026 12:30:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When my wife was giving birth I asked the mid wife how many babies she had to deliver before she became a "full wife". on Mon, 25 May 2026 12:28:44 GMT]]>@fesshole practising those dad jokes just when you're about to become a dad. I'm so proud of you.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/karelbrits/statuses/116635213778711609https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/karelbrits/statuses/116635213778711609Mon, 25 May 2026 12:28:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When my wife was giving birth I asked the mid wife how many babies she had to deliver before she became a "full wife". on Mon, 25 May 2026 12:28:16 GMT]]>@heavyimage @fesshole in this case high re-ward ie. the chances of being hospitalised. Again.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/JustBr0wzing/statuses/116635211961557065https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/JustBr0wzing/statuses/116635211961557065Mon, 25 May 2026 12:28:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to When my wife was giving birth I asked the mid wife how many babies she had to deliver before she became a "full wife". on Mon, 25 May 2026 12:23:00 GMT]]>@fesshole omg bits on midwives (esp during delivery!). High risk, high reward.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/heavyimage/statuses/116635191266593948https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/heavyimage/statuses/116635191266593948Mon, 25 May 2026 12:23:00 GMT