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@alice people often ask “how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?” If you were a rodent, what might people expect you to be able to do that you couldn’t actually do?
@alice oh I forgot I was supposed to answer them! I think I wouldn’t be like a kangaroo rat that couldn’t jump very high. I’m a pretty terrestrial person, and rodents can usually jump higher than I expect, and I don’t think I’d be into that.
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice Your fairy godparent appears with a pumpkin and says they can transform it into anything you like, but at midnight it's going to turn back into a pumpkin.
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice if you could adopt an animal’s *sleeping behavior*, which one would it be?
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- the ribs of my enemies!
- wait, you can sharpen knives?
- I stab that red box marked "sharps" a few times.
- why use knives when chainsaws exist?
- 8 different whetstones and 3 oils.
- my girlfriend, she's the "knife one".
- mostly witchcraft, sometimes dark pacts.@alice I just store mine in a pyramid.
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- the ribs of my enemies!
- wait, you can sharpen knives?
- I stab that red box marked "sharps" a few times.
- why use knives when chainsaws exist?
- 8 different whetstones and 3 oils.
- my girlfriend, she's the "knife one".
- mostly witchcraft, sometimes dark pacts.@alice amazing, whimsy
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice you've got to make a meal for 100 people what do you pick to make?
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@alice you've got to make a meal for 100 people what do you pick to make?
@emily_s ooo, 100?
are there dietary restrictions?I've made food for ~30 before, it was like 8 dishes though.
Cupcakes, cookies, coconut chicken, giant salad, pasta salad, little pigs in blankets, pumpkin biscuits, and lots of mixed drinks.
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@emily_s ooo, 100?
are there dietary restrictions?I've made food for ~30 before, it was like 8 dishes though.
Cupcakes, cookies, coconut chicken, giant salad, pasta salad, little pigs in blankets, pumpkin biscuits, and lots of mixed drinks.
@alice I'd go with no dietry restrictions, but you've got to be able to stand making enough of it for 100 people. It's a boat load of food, I'd go with something I can make in a big vat, a good stew probably.
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@alice Click on all pictures containing only 443 RGB colors.
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice you get to ask one person one question and they will answer honestly. Who and what do you ask?
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@alice you get to ask one person one question and they will answer honestly. Who and what do you ask?
@mindpersephone ooo, that's easy.
Trump, while at a press conference.
"Including yourself, which adult men do you know who have had sex with someone who was likely under 18?"
Then I'd dive out of the way before any of the other billionaires in the room opened fire.
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