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@alice what kind of unusual animal would you keep as a pet and why?
@ben I'd want several cuttlefish, in an aquarium big enough for me to swim in it with them.
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@alice Do you believe Pluto should still be classified as a planet?
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@Hedgewizard I think I've asked two cheese-related questions already.
@Hedgewizard @alice there should be always more cheese
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
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- something I can answer too@alice I feel obliged to share the question I ask myself the most:
If you were bug size where would you make your home:
- my answer: on a whole on a tree. I would have a frog as a horse and a tiny mushroom farm
Other possible answer:
- in the same whole as Jerry in tom and Jerry
- like pizza rat
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@alice what would you use to sharpen a knive?
- the ribs of my enemies!
- wait, you can sharpen knives?
- I stab that red box marked "sharps" a few times.
- why use knives when chainsaws exist?
- 8 different whetstones and 3 oils.
- my girlfriend, she's the "knife one".
- mostly witchcraft, sometimes dark pacts. -
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If you had a magic key that could open any door but only once, would you use it ? Which door would you chose ? -
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@alice people often ask “how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?” If you were a rodent, what might people expect you to be able to do that you couldn’t actually do?
@alice oh I forgot I was supposed to answer them! I think I wouldn’t be like a kangaroo rat that couldn’t jump very high. I’m a pretty terrestrial person, and rodents can usually jump higher than I expect, and I don’t think I’d be into that.
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
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- the ribs of my enemies!
- wait, you can sharpen knives?
- I stab that red box marked "sharps" a few times.
- why use knives when chainsaws exist?
- 8 different whetstones and 3 oils.
- my girlfriend, she's the "knife one".
- mostly witchcraft, sometimes dark pacts.@alice I just store mine in a pyramid.
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- the ribs of my enemies!
- wait, you can sharpen knives?
- I stab that red box marked "sharps" a few times.
- why use knives when chainsaws exist?
- 8 different whetstones and 3 oils.
- my girlfriend, she's the "knife one".
- mostly witchcraft, sometimes dark pacts.@alice amazing, whimsy
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- something I can answer too@alice you've got to make a meal for 100 people what do you pick to make?
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@alice you've got to make a meal for 100 people what do you pick to make?
@emily_s ooo, 100?
are there dietary restrictions?I've made food for ~30 before, it was like 8 dishes though.
Cupcakes, cookies, coconut chicken, giant salad, pasta salad, little pigs in blankets, pumpkin biscuits, and lots of mixed drinks.
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@emily_s ooo, 100?
are there dietary restrictions?I've made food for ~30 before, it was like 8 dishes though.
Cupcakes, cookies, coconut chicken, giant salad, pasta salad, little pigs in blankets, pumpkin biscuits, and lots of mixed drinks.
@alice I'd go with no dietry restrictions, but you've got to be able to stand making enough of it for 100 people. It's a boat load of food, I'd go with something I can make in a big vat, a good stew probably.
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@alice Click on all pictures containing only 443 RGB colors.
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
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- something I can answer too@alice you get to ask one person one question and they will answer honestly. Who and what do you ask?
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