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@Cheeseness fair point.
@alice @Cheeseness
Okay then. If you were a character from legend, who would you be?I'd go for Polyphemus: goat-herder, cyclops and master cheese-maker
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@meltedcheese ah, never seen that, but I know several of the cultural references from memes.
@alice
My life in a nutshell
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice Geez these are hard 🤯 Hope these are useful?
"If you could bring back a fad for a month and get tons of folks excited about it, what would it be?"
"Whenever you make a friend now, your new friend spontaneously gets a little goodie bag. What are 3 things someone might find from you in their goodie bag?"
"Wheels have been declared 'boring' and 'just plain uncool' and you've been selected to replace them. What is the new wheel and why?"
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice
Bots are very hard to filter out now. But here are good ideas:- Tell me about the last time a stranger was kind to you.
- Tell me about your grandmother. What was she like?
- When was the last time you sang out loud?
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@joshsusser hmm...that could be interesting.
"If you could eat anything once, what would you eat if there were zero negative repercussions for you?"
Trump. I'd get to see what the rich taste like, we'd have one fewer billionaire in the world, and it would be a hell of a statement to the rest.
@alice oh yeah, this movie is kinda terrible but it has its moments
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@alice If you could order any last meal in the world before your execution (sorry about that), what poisonous thing would you want to eat?
@joshsusser unrelated to the task at hand but that question does remind me of the quote
"All Fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once."
(often attributed to Terry Pratchett, but likely older.) @alice
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
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- interesting (require a little thought / research)
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- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice Click on all pictures containing only 443 RGB colors.
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice what kind of unusual animal would you keep as a pet and why?
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice 'what is the L support in your general area..' followed with each Letter ?
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@alice Geez these are hard 🤯 Hope these are useful?
"If you could bring back a fad for a month and get tons of folks excited about it, what would it be?"
"Whenever you make a friend now, your new friend spontaneously gets a little goodie bag. What are 3 things someone might find from you in their goodie bag?"
"Wheels have been declared 'boring' and 'just plain uncool' and you've been selected to replace them. What is the new wheel and why?"
@captainvellalives ooo, I like the fad one.
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@alice what kind of unusual animal would you keep as a pet and why?
@ben I'd want several cuttlefish, in an aquarium big enough for me to swim in it with them.
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@alice Do you believe Pluto should still be classified as a planet?
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
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I always aim to make them:
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- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice what would you use to sharpen a knive?
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@Hedgewizard I think I've asked two cheese-related questions already.
@Hedgewizard @alice there should be always more cheese
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice I feel obliged to share the question I ask myself the most:
If you were bug size where would you make your home:
- my answer: on a whole on a tree. I would have a frog as a horse and a tiny mushroom farm
Other possible answer:
- in the same whole as Jerry in tom and Jerry
- like pizza rat
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@alice what would you use to sharpen a knive?
- the ribs of my enemies!
- wait, you can sharpen knives?
- I stab that red box marked "sharps" a few times.
- why use knives when chainsaws exist?
- 8 different whetstones and 3 oils.
- my girlfriend, she's the "knife one".
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
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If you had a magic key that could open any door but only once, would you use it ? Which door would you chose ? -
Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
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I always aim to make them:
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- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice people often ask “how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?” If you were a rodent, what might people expect you to be able to do that you couldn’t actually do?
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@alice people often ask “how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?” If you were a rodent, what might people expect you to be able to do that you couldn’t actually do?
@alice oh I forgot I was supposed to answer them! I think I wouldn’t be like a kangaroo rat that couldn’t jump very high. I’m a pretty terrestrial person, and rodents can usually jump higher than I expect, and I don’t think I’d be into that.
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Oof, I have seven follower requests in the queue from restricted servers, all waiting for me to think up new #CAPTCHAlice questions for them.
Any suggestions?
I always aim to make them:
- fun (not inviting negative responses)
- interesting (require a little thought / research)
- frivolous (not deeply personal or political)
- accessible (for folx from all walks of life)
- filtering (to sus out bots and trolls)
- something I can answer too@alice Your fairy godparent appears with a pumpkin and says they can transform it into anything you like, but at midnight it's going to turn back into a pumpkin.
