Due to my son's incautious, injudicious, unprotected sexual incontinence, I am raising one of his kids.

[fesshole@mastodon.social]

Due to my son's incautious, injudicious, unprotected sexual incontinence, I am raising one of his kids. You bet that evaporated milk, puddings, 1970s' music, 'Allo, Allo', walking to school and church are all playing big parts in the kid's upbringing. Also, love & consistency.

[spacemagick@mastodon.social]

@fesshole
Poisoning the child's mind with state sponsored religion seems a bit harsh but otherwise tick, V. G.
#TheKidsOfToday #music #sitcoms #1970s

[fartnuggets@jorts.horse]

@fesshole because it worked out so well in version 1?

[scott@tweesecake.social]

@fesshole Do make sure you remember about the love and consistency bits when kiddo realises what church is, won't you.

[aaron@cutie.city]

@fesshole
I'm sure that will stand them in good stead for modern life. What time is Till Death Do Us Part on?

[ornes@snabelen.no]

@fartnuggets @fesshole Agreed, maybe cut down a bit on the «‘allo, ‘allo» to avoid being an early great grand parent…

[voronov@boitam.eu]

@fesshole I hope it's 70' hard rock and heavy blues.

[eetschrijver@mastodon.social]

@fesshole This is radically different from the upbringing his dad got?

[rockpick@mastodon.social]

@fesshole i love how you trashtalk your own son and expect anybody to believe that you're providing his child with actual love xD

[cppguy@infosec.space]

@rockpick

I've seen parents utterly reject their adult chicken and tear the family apart for what they see as sexual sin. And I've seen other parents support their adult children through questionable choices that they, the parents, wouldn't have made, and welcome new partners and babies into the family. The first way was caused by rigid adherence to religious rules without any love or compassion. The second way is unquestionably better.

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