Tourist tips for Seattle(wrong answers only)

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Enjoy the ferries.

cR0w (@cR0w@infosec.exchange)

The funny part is they thought they were on the Bremerton ferry but were actually on the Bainbridge ferry. Round two on the return trip was even hotter.

Infosec Exchange (infosec.exchange)

Oh, you said wrong answers. Oops.

[avatastic@avatastic.uk]

@catsalad it is, which is why it's a wrong answer.

[avatastic@avatastic.uk]

@catsalad (although there is a coffee shop called The Bean).

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Check out the take a bubble, leave a bubble: https://www.unexpectedproductions.org/gumwall/

[wcbdata@vis.social]

@catsalad Take a day trip to DC, which is also in Washington.

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@catsalad

You're supposed to leave a bottle of pee in front of the Amazon headquarters before you take the self guided tour.

[mikeymikey@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad make sure to say "hi!!!!!" to everyone you pass by, we love that

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w Eeeeeew! Lmao

[mikeymikey@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad and definitely -don't- go to Archie McPhees

[cpgsaw@mastodon.social]

@catsalad I’m pretty sure the HQ for Real audio player still exists? That’s worth a trip for sure

[donlamb_1@mastodon.online]

@catsalad make sure to see gum alley.

[thejikz@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Go through the eye of the Space Pin.

[bloognoo@retro.pizza]

@catsalad
Enjoy the running of the bulls!

[gbargoud@masto.nyc]

@catsalad

Take a nice drive through the Pike Place Market

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@thejikz Oh, that sounds fun!

[diazona@techhub.social]

@catsalad You need to bring at least 10-foot stilts because the downtown area floods in the morning (that's how they supply the fish market)

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

avoid the coffee. don't bother to bring an umbrella or raincoat.

if you like fish throwing, try pioneer market. for that, bring a raincoat.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad It's even grosser in person. That smell haunts.

[sunumbral@beige.party]

@catsalad Go to Monorail Espresso and ask where the nearest Starbucks is.

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[continuity0@mastodon.social]

@mikeymikey @catsalad My glow squid concurs