Tourist tips for Seattle(wrong answers only)

[avatastic@avatastic.uk]

@catsalad (although there is a coffee shop called The Bean).

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Check out the take a bubble, leave a bubble: https://www.unexpectedproductions.org/gumwall/

[wcbdata@vis.social]

@catsalad Take a day trip to DC, which is also in Washington.

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@catsalad

You're supposed to leave a bottle of pee in front of the Amazon headquarters before you take the self guided tour.

[mikeymikey@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad make sure to say "hi!!!!!" to everyone you pass by, we love that

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w Eeeeeew! Lmao

[mikeymikey@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad and definitely -don't- go to Archie McPhees

[cpgsaw@mastodon.social]

@catsalad I’m pretty sure the HQ for Real audio player still exists? That’s worth a trip for sure

[donlamb_1@mastodon.online]

@catsalad make sure to see gum alley.

[thejikz@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Go through the eye of the Space Pin.

[bloognoo@retro.pizza]

@catsalad
Enjoy the running of the bulls!

[gbargoud@masto.nyc]

@catsalad

Take a nice drive through the Pike Place Market

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@thejikz Oh, that sounds fun!

[diazona@techhub.social]

@catsalad You need to bring at least 10-foot stilts because the downtown area floods in the morning (that's how they supply the fish market)

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

avoid the coffee. don't bother to bring an umbrella or raincoat.

if you like fish throwing, try pioneer market. for that, bring a raincoat.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad It's even grosser in person. That smell haunts.

[sunumbral@beige.party]

@catsalad Go to Monorail Espresso and ask where the nearest Starbucks is.

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[continuity0@mastodon.social]

@mikeymikey @catsalad My glow squid concurs

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Are you actually coming to Seattle though?

[insidertreat@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad repeat quotes from Frasier at every opportunity.