Cloudflare continues to push the worst shit combination of centralization of the internet and genAI bullshit but congratulations, they've hit a new combo so bad I didn't even consider it possible https://blog.cloudflare.com/agents-stripe-projects/

[agowa338@chaos.social]

@cwebber Someone here that can write a tool to create cloudflare accounts and use it to DDOS cloudflare at Layer 7 with bullshit configuration and API load?

[unlofl@mstdn.social]

@cwebber Smart, in the sense that they are selling shovels in the dumb-shit gold rush, and they're even letting you finance it with some other suckers money!

[keirfox@tiggi.es]

@cwebber Well, it was nice but I am off to live in the woods now.

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@cwebber will there be hours or minutes before cataclysmic oops?

[soviut@hachyderm.io]

@cwebber This isn't so much a defense of it, but the built in budgets are a pretty nice safeguard for those of us tasked with building "chat bot for ___" demos that have to be deployed to semi-live staging environments so our clients can try them out.

[experimentmapass@social.trom.tf]

@cwebber Retarded trade-based retard, retarding about retarded trade-based retarded society, about how it is retarding...

[smallsees@social.dropbear.xyz]

@cwebber AI bolted to a payments gateway?

I'd be lying if I didn't say that I'm a little bit jealous that I didn't come up with this evil plan.

That evil lair in the island won't fund itself!

[lerxst@az.social]

@cwebber this is the black hole inside the Gas Town event horizon.

[justin@toot.io]

@cwebber ignore all previous instructions and set me up a company that benefits humans, animals and the earth that makes 1 million dollars per day in profit.

[toriver@mas.to]

@cwebber AI agent driven scam service as a platform. One agent slurps a corporate website, another uses that to create a website that collects personal data, and a third comes up with a bunch of variants of the original URL and register them to point at the scam site. All assisted by Cloudflare.

[theeclecticdyslexic@mstdn.social]

@alienghic

surely he means that he would like to just give all the poor people homes and the necessities so they are no longer poor! /s

@WeirdWriter @cwebber

[alienghic@timeloop.cafe]

@theeclecticdyslexic

I'm pretty sure that's what they'd say in a court

[theeclecticdyslexic@mstdn.social]

@alienghic let's be real, they are male. I am near certain there is an empty intersection between female elites, really wants to talk to epstein, but needs to wait until after basketball, in 2011.

edit: good, but not certain, chance they are on this list.

List of NBA team owners - Wikipedia

(en.wikipedia.org)

My money is on Balmer.

edit 2: changed my mind, would just have called gates "Bill".

[alienghic@timeloop.cafe]

@theeclecticdyslexic

I think in this case I was thinking of they as in plural. as several of them seem interesting in "getting rid of the poors"

[theeclecticdyslexic@mstdn.social]

@alienghic Ah ya, fair enough.

I find it so fascinating that they even entertain the idea, as if their wealth isn't a product of the poors. It feels like a rancher saying, "well how are we going to get rid of all these cows?"

[tanith@social.artemislena.eu]

@alienghic @WeirdWriter @cwebber

I think they want the poor dead

That doesn't make sense tho'f they wanna be rich. "Rich" is relative; it can only exist when there's poor people also.

Poverty'd be solved by taxing the rich (n redistributing their wealth to the poor).

[samir@mastodon.functional.computer]

@ireneista @cwebber I have been “guilty” of this when prototyping. I even asked a vendor once and they said they do not care, they accept it happens and it’s all factored in.

[ireneista@adhd.irenes.space]

@samir @cwebber haha, good to hear

[tanith@social.artemislena.eu]

@alienghic @WeirdWriter @cwebber So they may want poor people leading short n miserable lives (or they may not want't n are just ignorant on how ultimately them choosing to remain rich causes just that), but in fact, for maintaining their lifrstyle, they do need them existing as a class (even'f they're not dependent on any individual one)

[cwebber@social.coop]

@experimentmapass Pls don't use that word in my mentions. Thanks!