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Cloudflare continues to push the worst shit combination of centralization of the internet and genAI bullshit but congratulations, they've hit a new combo so bad I didn't even consider it possible https://blog.cloudflare.com/agents-stripe-projects/

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  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

    Cloudflare continues to push the worst shit combination of centralization of the internet and genAI bullshit but congratulations, they've hit a new combo so bad I didn't even consider it possible https://blog.cloudflare.com/agents-stripe-projects/

    That's right! Your agents can now provision servers, spend money, and do everything for you!

    You don't even need to hand them a credit card!

    What's that? Why's that?

    Because they've teamed up with Stripe! Why yes, if you've signed up with Stripe Atlas (don't "shrug" this Atlas off, friends!), which is Stripe's "launch a startup for you" company-to-make-companies, they'll give you $100k of FREE credits!!!

    That first hit! It's free! Hey!

    I bet all the future hits will be too, right? And uh, who will be left holding that bill after you've established this nice dependency?

    Vibe coding? That's nothing! Time to go all in on Vibe Founding!

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    #37

    @cwebber AI agent driven scam service as a platform. One agent slurps a corporate website, another uses that to create a website that collects personal data, and a third comes up with a bunch of variants of the original URL and register them to point at the scam site. All assisted by Cloudflare.

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    • alienghic@timeloop.cafeA alienghic@timeloop.cafe

      @WeirdWriter @cwebber

      I think they want the poor dead.

      A redacted person in the Epstein files said this to Epstein.

      "Also - I've been thinking a lot about that question that you asked bill gates "how do we get rid of poor people
      as a whole" and I have an answer/ comment regarding that for you ... When can I call you today to discuss
      this??"

      (one of the 3 copies of the email found with the query "how do we get rid of poor people as a whole")

      https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA01157206.pdf

      One billionaire lifestyle can be responsible for millions of tons of carbon dioxide pollution, compared to less than one for the average rural indian.

      For billionaires to maintain their lifestyle they need to get rid of millions of poor people.

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      #38

      @alienghic

      surely he means that he would like to just give all the poor people homes and the necessities so they are no longer poor! /s

      @WeirdWriter @cwebber

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      • theeclecticdyslexic@mstdn.socialT theeclecticdyslexic@mstdn.social

        @alienghic

        surely he means that he would like to just give all the poor people homes and the necessities so they are no longer poor! /s

        @WeirdWriter @cwebber

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        #39

        @theeclecticdyslexic

        I'm pretty sure that's what they'd say in a court

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        • alienghic@timeloop.cafeA alienghic@timeloop.cafe

          @theeclecticdyslexic

          I'm pretty sure that's what they'd say in a court

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          #40

          @alienghic let's be real, they are male. I am near certain there is an empty intersection between female elites, really wants to talk to epstein, but needs to wait until after basketball, in 2011.

          edit: good, but not certain, chance they are on this list.

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          List of NBA team owners - Wikipedia

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          My money is on Balmer.

          edit 2: changed my mind, would just have called gates "Bill".

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          • theeclecticdyslexic@mstdn.socialT theeclecticdyslexic@mstdn.social

            @alienghic let's be real, they are male. I am near certain there is an empty intersection between female elites, really wants to talk to epstein, but needs to wait until after basketball, in 2011.

            edit: good, but not certain, chance they are on this list.

            Link Preview Image
            List of NBA team owners - Wikipedia

            favicon

            (en.wikipedia.org)

            My money is on Balmer.

            edit 2: changed my mind, would just have called gates "Bill".

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            #41

            @theeclecticdyslexic

            I think in this case I was thinking of they as in plural. as several of them seem interesting in "getting rid of the poors"

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            • alienghic@timeloop.cafeA alienghic@timeloop.cafe

              @theeclecticdyslexic

              I think in this case I was thinking of they as in plural. as several of them seem interesting in "getting rid of the poors"

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              #42

              @alienghic Ah ya, fair enough.

              I find it so fascinating that they even entertain the idea, as if their wealth isn't a product of the poors. It feels like a rancher saying, "well how are we going to get rid of all these cows?"

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              • alienghic@timeloop.cafeA alienghic@timeloop.cafe

                @WeirdWriter @cwebber

                I think they want the poor dead.

                A redacted person in the Epstein files said this to Epstein.

                "Also - I've been thinking a lot about that question that you asked bill gates "how do we get rid of poor people
                as a whole" and I have an answer/ comment regarding that for you ... When can I call you today to discuss
                this??"

                (one of the 3 copies of the email found with the query "how do we get rid of poor people as a whole")

                https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA01157206.pdf

                One billionaire lifestyle can be responsible for millions of tons of carbon dioxide pollution, compared to less than one for the average rural indian.

                For billionaires to maintain their lifestyle they need to get rid of millions of poor people.

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                #43

                @alienghic @WeirdWriter @cwebber

                I think they want the poor dead

                That doesn't make sense tho'f they wanna be rich. "Rich" is relative; it can only exist when there's poor people also.

                Poverty'd be solved by taxing the rich (n redistributing their wealth to the poor).

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                • ireneista@adhd.irenes.spaceI ireneista@adhd.irenes.space

                  @samir @cwebber we don't condone taking advantage like that, but we don't know that we really blame academics for it, either, heh

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                  #44

                  @ireneista @cwebber I have been “guilty” of this when prototyping. I even asked a vendor once and they said they do not care, they accept it happens and it’s all factored in.

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                  • samir@mastodon.functional.computerS samir@mastodon.functional.computer

                    @ireneista @cwebber I have been “guilty” of this when prototyping. I even asked a vendor once and they said they do not care, they accept it happens and it’s all factored in.

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                    @samir @cwebber haha, good to hear 😄

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                    • tanith@social.artemislena.euT tanith@social.artemislena.eu

                      @alienghic @WeirdWriter @cwebber

                      I think they want the poor dead

                      That doesn't make sense tho'f they wanna be rich. "Rich" is relative; it can only exist when there's poor people also.

                      Poverty'd be solved by taxing the rich (n redistributing their wealth to the poor).

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                      #46

                      @alienghic @WeirdWriter @cwebber So they may want poor people leading short n miserable lives (or they may not want't n are just ignorant on how ultimately them choosing to remain rich causes just that), but in fact, for maintaining their lifrstyle, they do need them existing as a class (even'f they're not dependent on any individual one)

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                      • experimentmapass@social.trom.tfE experimentmapass@social.trom.tf
                        @cwebber Retarded trade-based retard, retarding about retarded trade-based retarded society, about how it is retarding...
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                        @experimentmapass Pls don't use that word in my mentions. Thanks!

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                        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                          Cloudflare continues to push the worst shit combination of centralization of the internet and genAI bullshit but congratulations, they've hit a new combo so bad I didn't even consider it possible https://blog.cloudflare.com/agents-stripe-projects/

                          That's right! Your agents can now provision servers, spend money, and do everything for you!

                          You don't even need to hand them a credit card!

                          What's that? Why's that?

                          Because they've teamed up with Stripe! Why yes, if you've signed up with Stripe Atlas (don't "shrug" this Atlas off, friends!), which is Stripe's "launch a startup for you" company-to-make-companies, they'll give you $100k of FREE credits!!!

                          That first hit! It's free! Hey!

                          I bet all the future hits will be too, right? And uh, who will be left holding that bill after you've established this nice dependency?

                          Vibe coding? That's nothing! Time to go all in on Vibe Founding!

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                          @cwebber I'm all for it! The people who use this kind of shit deserves what they get, let it all burn!
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                          • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                            Hey don't worry! They limit it to $100 / month by default once you go past their limit of free credits.

                            Their free credits of ONE THOUSAND TIMES the default upper limit.

                            So once you have a business running, once you've crossed that free "gift"...

                            I'm sure it'll cost about $100/month on average by then. Yeah! That seems likely!

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                            Wow the HN comment threads are not havin' it https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48032520

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                            • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                              Cloudflare continues to push the worst shit combination of centralization of the internet and genAI bullshit but congratulations, they've hit a new combo so bad I didn't even consider it possible https://blog.cloudflare.com/agents-stripe-projects/

                              That's right! Your agents can now provision servers, spend money, and do everything for you!

                              You don't even need to hand them a credit card!

                              What's that? Why's that?

                              Because they've teamed up with Stripe! Why yes, if you've signed up with Stripe Atlas (don't "shrug" this Atlas off, friends!), which is Stripe's "launch a startup for you" company-to-make-companies, they'll give you $100k of FREE credits!!!

                              That first hit! It's free! Hey!

                              I bet all the future hits will be too, right? And uh, who will be left holding that bill after you've established this nice dependency?

                              Vibe coding? That's nothing! Time to go all in on Vibe Founding!

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                              @cwebber@social.coop

                              Humans can be in the loop to grant permission and must accept Cloudflare's terms of service, but no human steps are otherwise required from start to finish.
                              Humans are still required to sign this contract but there's now no need for them to read it.

                              Incredible business model concept. The software tool that buys our product for you. Saving you the hard work of deciding if you want to buy our product. 10/10 no note.

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                              • unlofl@mstdn.socialU unlofl@mstdn.social

                                @cwebber Smart, in the sense that they are selling shovels in the dumb-shit gold rush, and they're even letting you finance it with some other suckers money!

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                                @unlofl @cwebber
                                selling shovels in a pyrite rush

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                                • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                  Cloudflare continues to push the worst shit combination of centralization of the internet and genAI bullshit but congratulations, they've hit a new combo so bad I didn't even consider it possible https://blog.cloudflare.com/agents-stripe-projects/

                                  That's right! Your agents can now provision servers, spend money, and do everything for you!

                                  You don't even need to hand them a credit card!

                                  What's that? Why's that?

                                  Because they've teamed up with Stripe! Why yes, if you've signed up with Stripe Atlas (don't "shrug" this Atlas off, friends!), which is Stripe's "launch a startup for you" company-to-make-companies, they'll give you $100k of FREE credits!!!

                                  That first hit! It's free! Hey!

                                  I bet all the future hits will be too, right? And uh, who will be left holding that bill after you've established this nice dependency?

                                  Vibe coding? That's nothing! Time to go all in on Vibe Founding!

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                                  @cwebber I don’t even want or need this machine drug. Why is it here!?!?!!! I remember in 1999 people used to actually be capable of administering their own websites.

                                  I really wish we could go back to lan party like it was 1999

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                                  • eramdam@social.erambert.meE eramdam@social.erambert.me

                                    @cwebber this reminds me of the shit I saw on a fintech company’s careers page the other day lol

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                                    @eramdam @cwebber this is how AI stops itself. Extreme debt.

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                                    • idren@mstdn.caI idren@mstdn.ca

                                      @cwebber I don’t even want or need this machine drug. Why is it here!?!?!!! I remember in 1999 people used to actually be capable of administering their own websites.

                                      I really wish we could go back to lan party like it was 1999

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                                      @idren @cwebber there really isn't this much complication about it is there?

                                      People seem to be convinced that all of these things are necessary... all just to run a simple website.

                                      In reality, you don't need much to do it.

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                                      • D dckim@mstdn.ca

                                        @idren @cwebber there really isn't this much complication about it is there?

                                        People seem to be convinced that all of these things are necessary... all just to run a simple website.

                                        In reality, you don't need much to do it.

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                                        @dckim @cwebber my website is one HTML file and a PNG and I’m not even wasting time with HTTPS because it’s unnecessary for what I’m serving

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