"Today’s actions are not a cost-cutting exercise or an assessment of individuals’ performance; they are about Cloudflare defining how a world-class, high-growth company operates and creates value in the agentic AI era."

[mhoye@cosocial.ca]

@eigen I guess he didn't intentionally supercharge the value enough.

[slothrop@chaos.social]

@floe @mhoye that sentence is more glib even than what most LLMs put out.

I feel like whoever wrote this is the kind of person who looks up to Peter Thiel.

[designfactotum@hci.social]

@mhoye “At Cloudflare, our mission is to help build a better Internet. That mission is ambitious, long-term, and requires constant innovation. But building for the future isn’t just about the technology we create — it’s also about investing in the people who will create it. “

https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-1111-intern-program/ (Sept. 2025)

[jwz@mastodon.social]

@mhoye This is a category error; truth and belief are non-goals. They don't care who believes it, only that journalists publish it verbatim (they will) so that the statement can be referenced in later defensive court filings.

[bexelbie@toot.io]

@mhoye zero because then they’d have to admit those writers won’t be here after they hit send.

[oytis@mastodon.social]

@mhoye What I find somewhat comforting is that the shareholders didn't seem to believe either this time.

[mkoek@mastodon.nl]

@mhoye goodness, these people are full of themselves, aren’t they

[be@floss.social]

@slothrop @mhoye

[dpp@mastodon.social]

@mhoye @wendynather I disagree. There are a dozen or so board members and a few activist investors who believe this.

[rmi@cloudisland.nz]

@mhoye Truth is not the purpose. This is Ritual: they perform Ritual so the stock market will provide them with Grace. The amount of Grace is dependent on the quality of the Ritual.