I have been invited to a Matrix-themed party and I simultaneously have nothing to wear and could probably wear anything that is currently in my closet.

[dave@alvarado.social]

@cliffle @evacide ooh, a black dress with a white topographic map print would be a hilarious interpretation of this.

[cliffle@hachyderm.io]

@dave @evacide I mean I was imagining an all black dress with a diagonal sash reading

"message failed to decrypt"

but yours is good too

[evacide@hachyderm.io]

@petko That is...a choice.

[beckett@triangletoot.party]

@evacide How many black catsuits do you have?

[mark@mastodon.fixermark.com]

@evacide The most important rule is that The Machine can't tell you what to wear. As long as you satisfy that rule, you're good.

... but also, when The Machine doesn't tell you what to wear, you converge on a black-or-white ensemble with sunglasses? Honestly, the rules of this rulelessness are unclear.

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@cliffle @dave @evacide came into these replies looking for this, well done

[joyo@defcon.social]

@evacide i could probably pull off a Merovingian in Ressurrections

[evacide@hachyderm.io]

@SnoopJ @cliffle @dave Bless you for actually reading the replies before replying yourself. This is rare.

[slothrop@chaos.social]

@cliffle @evacide same.

I should probably go outside more.

[drangnon@hachyderm.io]

@evacide but, do you have a katana

[sfwrtr@eldritch.cafe]

@evacide I'd recommend anything green on black. It would be très chic to go digital, but these days you'll rarely find numeric patterns in clothing stores.

[fartnuggets@jorts.horse]

@evacide show up as a federated open source chat application