I have been invited to a Matrix-themed party and I simultaneously have nothing to wear and could probably wear anything that is currently in my closet.

[theory@xoxo.zone]

@evacide WOAH

[david_preston@mastodon.social]

@evacide fun sounding party, leather jacket red dress could work well.

[reay@beige.party]

@evacide What would the algorithm want you to wear?

[eliza@social.highenergymagic.net]

@evacide

do you have a Nokia 8110 tho?

[cliffle@hachyderm.io]

@evacide it says something about me that I interpreted this as the chat platform.

[francoisprague@mastodon.social]

@eliza @evacide

[petko@social.petko.me]

@evacide AHAHAHAH sorry, when I hear about Matrix cosplay, I always get reminded how a gov. official here decided to be Morpheus, blackface, guns and all!

[francoisprague@mastodon.social]

@evacide The only thing I could wear from my wardrobe to go to the party is what I wear when I take out the trash... It looks a lot like what Neo wears in the real world's vessel.

[nemo@mas.to]

@evacide Follow the

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[dave@alvarado.social]

@cliffle @evacide ooh, a black dress with a white topographic map print would be a hilarious interpretation of this.

[cliffle@hachyderm.io]

@dave @evacide I mean I was imagining an all black dress with a diagonal sash reading

"message failed to decrypt"

but yours is good too

[evacide@hachyderm.io]

@petko That is...a choice.

[beckett@triangletoot.party]

@evacide How many black catsuits do you have?

[mark@mastodon.fixermark.com]

@evacide The most important rule is that The Machine can't tell you what to wear. As long as you satisfy that rule, you're good.

... but also, when The Machine doesn't tell you what to wear, you converge on a black-or-white ensemble with sunglasses? Honestly, the rules of this rulelessness are unclear.

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@cliffle @dave @evacide came into these replies looking for this, well done

[joyo@defcon.social]

@evacide i could probably pull off a Merovingian in Ressurrections

[evacide@hachyderm.io]

@SnoopJ @cliffle @dave Bless you for actually reading the replies before replying yourself. This is rare.

[slothrop@chaos.social]

@cliffle @evacide same.

I should probably go outside more.

[drangnon@hachyderm.io]

@evacide but, do you have a katana

[sfwrtr@eldritch.cafe]

@evacide I'd recommend anything green on black. It would be très chic to go digital, but these days you'll rarely find numeric patterns in clothing stores.