Taking the dog for a walk, I heard a ringing noise from the sidewalk trash can.
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I call him back and say"Do you want this phone? I can leave it at the counter at District Mart." He says "Take your phone into District Mart and let me talk to the dude at the counter. He knows me." So I go to inside. Tuan says "Salaam. It's Tuan. I'm on the bus on the way there to get this phone." Dude at the counter is a little confused, but I sense he has a high chaos tolerance. I leave the phone with him.
I grab the bikeshare and go home.
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I grab the bikeshare and go home.
@ckr this is amazing
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@ckr this is amazing
@ckr I would have given up and returned the phone to the trash early on
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@ckr this is amazing
@ebooksyearn There are a lot of parallel realities in DC and a lost phone can be a portal key, I guess.
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I grab the bikeshare and go home.
I am not a cop.
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I am not a cop.
@ckr that's what a cop would say
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@ckr that's what a cop would say
@ebooksyearn @ckr ACAB (all Codys are blue.)
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@ebooksyearn @ckr ACAB (all Codys are blue.)
@ebooksyearn @ckr Unrelated, but I have a cousin named Cody. He's self-employed doing god knows what.
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I am not a cop.
Addendum: I just got a text that says "Im coming with my wife."
I text back "The phone is at District Mart." I then get a phone call where I recount the sequence of events to the participants.
I NO LONGER HAVE YOUR PHONE. Good luck and you are welcome.
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@ebooksyearn @ckr Unrelated, but I have a cousin named Cody. He's self-employed doing god knows what.
@APBBlue @ebooksyearn There are several dogs in our neighborhood named "Cody." And it is always disconcerting at the dog park to hear "Cody, no!"
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@APBBlue @ebooksyearn There are several dogs in our neighborhood named "Cody." And it is always disconcerting at the dog park to hear "Cody, no!"
@ckr @APBBlue @ebooksyearn I know someone named Siri you could commiserate with…
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I am not a cop.
@ckr Jesus what a crazy story.
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I pull out my phone and call his number. At first it goes to voicemail, but after a few tries he answers. I say "Hey, it's me with the phone. Where are you at?" He says, "You can't fool me. I know you're a cop. Stop calling me." And he hangs up.
@ckr fuck dude, please stay safe. These people sound insane.
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@ckr @APBBlue @ebooksyearn I know someone named Siri you could commiserate with…
@acdha @ckr @ebooksyearn oh nooooooo
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@acdha @ckr @ebooksyearn oh nooooooo
@APBBlue @acdha @ckr @ebooksyearn my niece Alexa would probably like to join this party.
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Taking the dog for a walk, I heard a ringing noise from the sidewalk trash can.
@ckr we don’t often get to use the word saga to describe stories in our modern age but this might qualify
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@ckr make sure to meet in a public place or at a police station.
@Tim_Eagon @ckr Hot mess to be sure. Maybe that suggestion to leave it somewhere and step away is best. Police station... Eh maybe a public library is more neutral.
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