Taking the dog for a walk, I heard a ringing noise from the sidewalk trash can.

[apbblue@thepit.social]

@ebooksyearn @ckr ACAB (all Codys are blue.)

[apbblue@thepit.social]

@ebooksyearn @ckr Unrelated, but I have a cousin named Cody. He's self-employed doing god knows what.

[ckr@social.lol]

Addendum: I just got a text that says "Im coming with my wife."

I text back "The phone is at District Mart." I then get a phone call where I recount the sequence of events to the participants.

I NO LONGER HAVE YOUR PHONE. Good luck and you are welcome.

[ckr@social.lol]

@APBBlue @ebooksyearn There are several dogs in our neighborhood named "Cody." And it is always disconcerting at the dog park to hear "Cody, no!"

[acdha@thepit.social]

@ckr @APBBlue @ebooksyearn I know someone named Siri you could commiserate with…

[coreysnipes@hachyderm.io]

@ckr Jesus what a crazy story.

[imgoph@thepit.social]

@ckr fuck dude, please stay safe. These people sound insane.

[apbblue@thepit.social]

@acdha @ckr @ebooksyearn oh nooooooo

[nikkid@thepit.social]

@APBBlue @acdha @ckr @ebooksyearn my niece Alexa would probably like to join this party.

[erileykc@thepit.social]

@ckr we don’t often get to use the word saga to describe stories in our modern age but this might qualify

[prometheus@infosec.exchange]

@Tim_Eagon @ckr Hot mess to be sure. Maybe that suggestion to leave it somewhere and step away is best. Police station... Eh maybe a public library is more neutral.