I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord.
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I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

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I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

@batkaren this is a terrible anecdote. no one at the restaurant had access to hammer to bury in Saxon's stupid face?
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@batkaren this is a terrible anecdote. no one at the restaurant had access to hammer to bury in Saxon's stupid face?
@MisterWanko @batkaren We're I serving, rather than dishonor my restaurant, I think I'd just mention that special off-menu orders for the scions of fascist jackoffs would be $10000 apiece, and the so-called richest man in the US would have to pay cash in advance because X stock might drop too far before the bill is presented.
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I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

@batkaren Why would a billionaire ever, ever eat at a place where they couldn’t get anything they wanted, instantly, delivered by embarrassingly obsequious staff?
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@batkaren Why would a billionaire ever, ever eat at a place where they couldn’t get anything they wanted, instantly, delivered by embarrassingly obsequious staff?
@batkaren Roast Pikachu, chop-chop! And a milk!
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I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

@batkaren Elon misspelled “debased.”
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I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

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I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

@batkaren zero introspection maybe, like andreesen
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I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

@batkaren …and then you were teleported to Waffle House, where they *also* didn’t provide a Honda Accord or any other model.
That 𝕏 guy is such an idiot.
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I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

I think anyone who's been named "Saxon" by their parents has the right to act up a little.
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I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

@batkaren
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