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  3. I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord.

I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord.

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    I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

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    • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

      I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

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      @batkaren this is a terrible anecdote. no one at the restaurant had access to hammer to bury in Saxon's stupid face?

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        @batkaren this is a terrible anecdote. no one at the restaurant had access to hammer to bury in Saxon's stupid face?

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        @MisterWanko @batkaren We're I serving, rather than dishonor my restaurant, I think I'd just mention that special off-menu orders for the scions of fascist jackoffs would be $10000 apiece, and the so-called richest man in the US would have to pay cash in advance because X stock might drop too far before the bill is presented.

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        • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

          I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

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          @batkaren Why would a billionaire ever, ever eat at a place where they couldn’t get anything they wanted, instantly, delivered by embarrassingly obsequious staff?

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            @batkaren Why would a billionaire ever, ever eat at a place where they couldn’t get anything they wanted, instantly, delivered by embarrassingly obsequious staff?

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            @batkaren Roast Pikachu, chop-chop! And a milk!

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            • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

              I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

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              @batkaren Elon misspelled “debased.”

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              • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

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                @batkaren

                The first mistake is hosting a Nazi at your restaurant.

                I bet he's a shitty tipper.

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                • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                  I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

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                  @batkaren zero introspection maybe, like andreesen

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                  • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                    I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

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                    @batkaren …and then you were teleported to Waffle House, where they *also* didn’t provide a Honda Accord or any other model.

                    That 𝕏 guy is such an idiot.

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                    • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                      I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

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                      @batkaren

                      I think anyone who's been named "Saxon" by their parents has the right to act up a little.

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                      • batkaren@mastodon.onlineB batkaren@mastodon.online

                        I went to a Sephora and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

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                        @batkaren
                        File this under stories tweeted in order to establish plausibility that he actually sees his children.

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