OHColleague 1: the performance problems in system X are mostly due to a lot of old shitty code Colleague 2: thankfully we've invented the shitty code machines, so now you can replace it with new shitty code

[sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange]

OH
Colleague 1: the performance problems in system X are mostly due to a lot of old shitty code
Colleague 2: thankfully we've invented the shitty code machines, so now you can replace it with new shitty code

[wordshaper@weatherishappening.network]

@sophieschmieg Good thing we de-staffed both the team that would be fixing the old shitty code *and* the team building tooling to help detect and refactor shitty code. If we hadn't we wouldn't have the people available to work on the automated shitty code generation systems!