<![CDATA[OHColleague 1: the performance problems in system X are mostly due to a lot of old shitty code Colleague 2: thankfully we've invented the shitty code machines, so now you can replace it with new shitty code]]>OH
Colleague 1: the performance problems in system X are mostly due to a lot of old shitty code
Colleague 2: thankfully we've invented the shitty code machines, so now you can replace it with new shitty code

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/abdb59e4-0cbe-4b5b-8940-39902e6331a2/ohcolleague-1-the-performance-problems-in-system-x-are-mostly-due-to-a-lot-of-old-shitty-code-colleague-2-thankfully-we-ve-invented-the-shitty-code-machines-so-now-you-can-replace-it-with-new-shitty-codeRSS for NodeFri, 05 Jun 2026 22:37:32 GMTThu, 14 May 2026 17:11:33 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to OHColleague 1: the performance problems in system X are mostly due to a lot of old shitty code Colleague 2: thankfully we've invented the shitty code machines, so now you can replace it with new shitty code on Thu, 14 May 2026 17:19:02 GMT]]>@sophieschmieg Good thing we de-staffed both the team that would be fixing the old shitty code *and* the team building tooling to help detect and refactor shitty code. If we hadn't we wouldn't have the people available to work on the automated shitty code generation systems!

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