the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER
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the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER
@davidgerard Is John Mastodon available? -
@johnefrancis@cosocial.ca @davidgerard@circumstances.run like the spirit of Christmas?
It was my recollection, that John Mastodon was the all-powerful CEO of Mastodon, Inc. who decided to turn himself into an AI agent, and was immediately defederated. SO say, you can still catch glimpses of his lonely isolated toot in the public times...
@steff @davidgerard I haven't heard that one, but its hard to keep track or even imagine all the possible outcomes of a distributed, quantum, transcendental being like John Mastodon
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@steff @davidgerard I haven't heard that one, but its hard to keep track or even imagine all the possible outcomes of a distributed, quantum, transcendental being like John Mastodon
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the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER
@davidgerard
For what it's worth I consider myself the ass of Mastodon -
the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER
@davidgerard "See ya! And try not to kill any puppies on the way out!"
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the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER
@davidgerard hmm ... I often say that Jimmy Carter was a much better ex-President than President....
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the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER
@davidgerard I have a problem with my car and demand to speak to Henry Ford!!1!11
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@waitworry @davidgerard the admin of each instance is its king. Hence, Eugen is the king of kings.
@mzdravkov @waitworry @davidgerard
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@davidgerard What is hilarious about this is that AI bros could easily start their own pro-AI Mastodon server, but that would require doing some actual work.
@DrEvanGowan @davidgerard
... & leave them vulnerable to fediblocking.
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the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER
@davidgerard
also that does not sound like something Eugen would say, so now I'm curious. -
@davidgerard @steff cuts wood faster than Paul Bunyan and Joe Mufferaw, tougher that Chuck Norris's mythology.
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the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER
@davidgerard eugen rochko, the white boy who decided to code this god forsaken website
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@davidgerard eugen rochko, the white boy who decided to code this god forsaken website
@davidgerard (I love mastodon, but still)
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the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER
@davidgerard objectively incredibly funny
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the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER
@davidgerard I thought we all knew that the head of Mastodon is John Mastodon.
Eugen is just a very dedicated servant of the people.
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the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER
@davidgerard "people who have an interest in something"
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the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER
@davidgerard GASP - I would never touch AI!
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the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER
@davidgerard
“I just came back to Mastodon, which I don’t normally use, to make this shitpost asking to speak to the manager.” -
the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER
@davidgerard So if we're not going to be nice to AI acolytes, they threaten to be even more pissy with us?
Um. Okay. James, here's your bucket. You can relieve yourself outside.
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@davidgerard I thought we all knew that the head of Mastodon is John Mastodon.
Eugen is just a very dedicated servant of the people.
@mark @davidgerard Eugen is to Mastodon as Sam Adams is to Portlandia.
(Except we know John Mastodon's first name, we had to wait through eight seasons for "The Mayor's" first name.)
