the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER

[drevangowan@fediscience.org]

@davidgerard What is hilarious about this is that AI bros could easily start their own pro-AI Mastodon server, but that would require doing some actual work.

[jennyfluff@chitter.xyz]

@davidgerard everybody knows you need to talk to John Mastodon

[gonzalo@neopaquita.es]

@schrotthaufen @davidgerard he is not a good fit for this position, in case this truly exits.

[steff@soc.femme.cat]

@johnefrancis@cosocial.ca @davidgerard@circumstances.run like the spirit of Christmas?

It was my recollection, that John Mastodon was the all-powerful CEO of Mastodon, Inc. who decided to turn himself into an AI agent, and was immediately defederated. SO say, you can still catch glimpses of his lonely isolated toot in the public times...

[beckermatic@pleroma.arielbecker.com]

@davidgerard Is John Mastodon available?

[johnefrancis@cosocial.ca]

@steff @davidgerard I haven't heard that one, but its hard to keep track or even imagine all the possible outcomes of a distributed, quantum, transcendental being like John Mastodon

[davidgerard@circumstances.run]

@johnefrancis @steff

[saucerlost@mastodon.social]

@davidgerard
For what it's worth I consider myself the ass of Mastodon

[legit_spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al]

@davidgerard "See ya! And try not to kill any puppies on the way out!"

[jdp23@neuromatch.social]

@davidgerard hmm ... I often say that Jimmy Carter was a much better ex-President than President....

[eetschrijver@mastodon.social]

@davidgerard I have a problem with my car and demand to speak to Henry Ford!!1!11

[feralrobots@mastodon.social]

@mzdravkov @waitworry @davidgerard
I mean it's more like a paramount chieftaincy.

[feralrobots@mastodon.social]

@DrEvanGowan @davidgerard
... & leave them vulnerable to fediblocking.

[feralrobots@mastodon.social]

@davidgerard
also that does not sound like something Eugen would say, so now I'm curious.

[johnefrancis@cosocial.ca]

@davidgerard @steff cuts wood faster than Paul Bunyan and Joe Mufferaw, tougher that Chuck Norris's mythology.

[burnoutqueen@todon.nl]

@davidgerard eugen rochko, the white boy who decided to code this god forsaken website

[burnoutqueen@todon.nl]

@davidgerard (I love mastodon, but still)

[eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@davidgerard objectively incredibly funny

[mark@mastodon.fixermark.com]

@davidgerard I thought we all knew that the head of Mastodon is John Mastodon.

Eugen is just a very dedicated servant of the people.

[richspk@tech.lgbt]

@davidgerard "people who have an interest in something"
That's vaguebooking.