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the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER

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  • johnefrancis@cosocial.caJ johnefrancis@cosocial.ca

    @steff @davidgerard John Mastodon is a distributed being with a shard of consciousness within each regular Mastodon user.

    So yes.

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    @johnefrancis@cosocial.ca @davidgerard@circumstances.run like the spirit of Christmas?

    It was my recollection, that John Mastodon was the all-powerful CEO of Mastodon, Inc. who decided to turn himself into an AI agent, and was immediately defederated. SO say, you can still catch glimpses of his lonely isolated toot in the public times...

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    • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

      the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER

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      @davidgerard Is John Mastodon available?
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      • steff@soc.femme.catS steff@soc.femme.cat

        @johnefrancis@cosocial.ca @davidgerard@circumstances.run like the spirit of Christmas?

        It was my recollection, that John Mastodon was the all-powerful CEO of Mastodon, Inc. who decided to turn himself into an AI agent, and was immediately defederated. SO say, you can still catch glimpses of his lonely isolated toot in the public times...

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        @steff @davidgerard I haven't heard that one, but its hard to keep track or even imagine all the possible outcomes of a distributed, quantum, transcendental being like John Mastodon

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        • johnefrancis@cosocial.caJ johnefrancis@cosocial.ca

          @steff @davidgerard I haven't heard that one, but its hard to keep track or even imagine all the possible outcomes of a distributed, quantum, transcendental being like John Mastodon

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          @johnefrancis @steff

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          • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

            the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER

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            @davidgerard
            For what it's worth I consider myself the ass of Mastodon

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            • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

              the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER

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              @davidgerard "See ya! And try not to kill any puppies on the way out!"

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              • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER

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                @davidgerard hmm ... I often say that Jimmy Carter was a much better ex-President than President....

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                • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                  the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER

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                  @davidgerard I have a problem with my car and demand to speak to Henry Ford!!1!11

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                  • mzdravkov@mastodon.greenM mzdravkov@mastodon.green

                    @waitworry @davidgerard the admin of each instance is its king. Hence, Eugen is the king of kings.

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                    @mzdravkov @waitworry @davidgerard
                    I mean it's more like a paramount chieftaincy.

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                    • drevangowan@fediscience.orgD drevangowan@fediscience.org

                      @davidgerard What is hilarious about this is that AI bros could easily start their own pro-AI Mastodon server, but that would require doing some actual work.

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                      @DrEvanGowan @davidgerard
                      ... & leave them vulnerable to fediblocking.😆

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                      • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                        the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER

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                        @davidgerard
                        also that does not sound like something Eugen would say, so now I'm curious.

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                        • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                          @johnefrancis @steff

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                          @davidgerard @steff cuts wood faster than Paul Bunyan and Joe Mufferaw, tougher that Chuck Norris's mythology.

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                          • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                            the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER

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                            @davidgerard eugen rochko, the white boy who decided to code this god forsaken website

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                            • burnoutqueen@todon.nlB burnoutqueen@todon.nl

                              @davidgerard eugen rochko, the white boy who decided to code this god forsaken website

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                              @davidgerard (I love mastodon, but still)

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                              • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                                the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER

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                                @davidgerard objectively incredibly funny

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                                • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                                  the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER

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                                  @davidgerard I thought we all knew that the head of Mastodon is John Mastodon.

                                  Eugen is just a very dedicated servant of the people.

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                                  • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                                    the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER

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                                    @davidgerard "people who have an interest in something"
                                    That's vaguebooking.

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                                    • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                                      the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER

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                                      @davidgerard GASP - I would never touch AI!

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                                      • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                                        the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER

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                                        @davidgerard
                                        “I just came back to Mastodon, which I don’t normally use, to make this shitpost asking to speak to the manager.”

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                                        • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                                          the AI bros are OUTRAGED and wish to speak to the MANAGER

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                                          @davidgerard So if we're not going to be nice to AI acolytes, they threaten to be even more pissy with us?

                                          Um. Okay. James, here's your bucket. You can relieve yourself outside.

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