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@0xabad1dea There's a 996 joke in here somewhere, I swear.
Edit: 996: one 9 of uptime, 9-0 incidents, and the third nine in "90 days" is upside down lol. We can workshop it.
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@0xabad1dea they're right there, idk what your problem is
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@0xabad1dea oh, no! Just a few more days, and it would also have been the 90th day of the year (the 31st, if I counted correctly)
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@0xabad1dea There are five nines on the screenshot, I don't see any problem.
@dos @0xabad1dea 9.9999 eh?
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Somebody just has to type "continue" into the right co-pilot chat at Github.
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@0xabad1dea is that a sequel to "Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors"?
@ratsnakegames @0xabad1dea nine hundred ninety nine thousand, nine hundred seconds. how do you measure... yearly uptime?
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We see GitHub is still working on that second nine of uptime: https://transfem.social/notes/ak8mfds9u2eg00ac -
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@0xabad1dea We're just sloply moving to a new industry standard of nine fives.
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@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange I don't know, but hot take... 1 is not 5... Though what would I know... I'm not good at math. Apparently. In other news... 3 is not 4... These are interesting things that seem to be hard for others to know, or maybe I'm just the stupid person who doesn't understand math.
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@0xabad1dea That's worse uptime than most of the services I run for myself.
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@0xabad1dea Where did this come from? status.github.com paints a very different picture, though also not particularly great honestly…
@slembcke to confirm what someone else said while I was asleep, it’s an independent third party tracker called the “missing” github status page. https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/
they track ten subsystems separately, which are each in the 96% to 99.9% range, then overlay all those incidents on the same timeline to arrive at 90% overall.
I do not have any particular stance on whether github’s own tracker or this third party one is more fair and accurate, beyond “90-90-90 is hilarious” and observing only one of them has a contractual stake in possibly sometimes downplaying issues a little bit.
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@0xabad1dea It's my perpetual joke about Monkeybrains and their eight eights of uptime but the load-bearing structure of the interweb.
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@0xabad1dea the green bits are 100%
It’s 99.999% but we’re not telling you the timeframe.
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@0xabad1dea the green bits are 100%
It’s 99.999% but we’re not telling you the timeframe.
@SecurityWriter @0xabad1dea 90% of the time it works 100% of the time
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@0xabad1dea the yolocolo at european chaos/hacker events has used "9.9999% is also five nines" in some posters...
maybe that's the logic Github's operating by too
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@0xabad1dea somebody should organize a class action
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@0xabad1dea the green bits are 100%
It’s 99.999% but we’re not telling you the timeframe.
Or they select very carefully upon the calculation:
it's a difference if you count ALL services working and ANY disruption, even that of a single service/server as fail, or whether you count a single server failure against the total number.If you have 100 (virtual) servers you can keep one server swicthed off ALL THE TIME (0% individual availability) and still have 99% availability overall.
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@0xabad1dea you can get more 9s of uptime is the first number is an 8
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@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange mfw the server that lives in my basement has better uptime than a trillion dollar company
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@0xabad1dea ah, found the source of this image:
https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/
