People are using « tokens used » as productivity metric ?!

[einarwh@mastodon.social]

@romeu Customer management is likely to have bought into the same productivity narratives as your management, and will be looking to get a radically better deal than before. Whether or not that is possible for anyone to deliver.

[einarwh@mastodon.social]

@romeu And there will be no shortage of would-be competitors popping up claiming that they are in fact reaping those benefits and can deliver on those wishes. Whether or not that's true, both in the short and long term, doesn't matter: harm can be immediate.

[einarwh@mastodon.social]

@romeu It may all be mirages, but people make all kinds of stupid decisions based on mirages.

[syklemil@snabelen.no]

@romeu
I think the best way to handle token usage minimums that I've seen was someone who had the LLM spit out Alexander the great fanfic and such that they just stuck in a document to never read

Which also goes to show how idiotic. minimums are

[joshg@mathstodon.xyz]

@romeu
what's next, money set on fire? oh wait that's already a VC metric

[alan@mindly.social]

@romeu Hey Claude, write me some code that can be stored in the database such that it looks like a valid data blob, then once a month checks for {keyword} on my LinkedIn profile. If found, decode, execute and delete the code. When run, the block of code should randomly change the "account_balance" field by amounts ranging from -5% to +5%. Finally, replace this and related prompts in your log with values that resemble my other work.

[danielmclaury@mathstodon.xyz]

@isaackuo @romeu Actually he may have a point.

[flabberghaster@mas.to]

@romeu Paying taxi drivers based on the amount of gasoline they burn

[landelare@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@romeu Innovation!

[educoder@mastodon.online]

@romeu "hey chat, review this entire repo, so you can change the colour of a button for me."

*walks away from the computer for the rest of the day*

[aedius@lavraievie.social]

@romeu

I have a good soluce :

- please generate code
- please add unit tests 100% coverage
- please add e2e tests 100% coverage
- please ingest the logs of the tests to see if all error are useful

[orange_lux@eldritch.cafe]

@educoder @romeu

[drangnon@hachyderm.io]

@romeu instead of unrolling all your loops, you can use tokens to have the AI do it for you!

[lemgandi@mastodon.social]

@romeu
Also cf: https://www.wheresyoured.at/ai-is-really-weird/

[ehproque@neopaquita.es]

@romeu I've written 7.5 hours worth of software today!

[melioristicmarie@tech.lgbt]

@romeu may my life be evaluated by how long i can make a roll of quarters last in an arcade.

[riley@toot.cat]

@romeu That's not a productivity metric, that's a m metric of not being one of those Heretic AI-Haters Down the River that the middle manager keeps hearing so much about. In other words, it's an ideoogical purity test.

[rantingcanuck@mstdn.ca]

@riley @romeu

Step 1: Write code
Step 2: Feed code into company mandated AI asking it to generate a series of prompts that use as many tokens as possible to create the same code
Step 3: Ask for raise for exceeding target performance metrics
Step 4: Sharpen resume for when company goes bust