#Via Mike Rothschild@RothschildMD3:06 PM · Apr 4, 2026

[_l1vy_@mstdn.social]

@noondlyt He has to be kept alive until Monday at least

[nini@oldbytes.space]

@L1vY@mstdn.social @RothschildMD Mixed feelings, incredibly mixed... Like, it'd be good if everyone's expectations came true but also bad because now there's some martyrdom and conspiracies.

[hypostase@bsd.network]

@noondlyt
Sunday's good. That would nicely dovetail with the opposite of the Risen.

@_L1vY_

[barbramon1@mas.to]

@noondlyt @_L1vY_ Worse yet is if he were resurrected on the third day.

[_l1vy_@mstdn.social]

@hypostase @noondlyt

Logically, yes. But they would spin it to be a mystical godly homecoming.

[noondlyt@hellions.cloud]

@hypostase @L1vY@mstdn.social

The evangelicals would have a field day with this. They have no problem rewriting history to suit their broken brains. He cannot die on any christian holiday.

[noondlyt@hellions.cloud]

@L1vY@mstdn.social @hypostase

jinx

[_l1vy_@mstdn.social]

@Barbramon1 @noondlyt Did he putatively die yesterday? Good Friday?

[hypostase@bsd.network]

@_L1vY_
I'm okay with that. We'd get to spin it back to wrap up all the paedophiles. Twin narratives.
@noondlyt

[_l1vy_@mstdn.social]

@noondlyt @hypostase

[noondlyt@hellions.cloud]

@hypostase @L1vY@mstdn.social

Mike Johnson waits in the wings and he is a true believer.

[noondlyt@hellions.cloud]

@L1vY@mstdn.social @Barbramon1

It would give a whole new meaning to Good Friday

[barbramon1@mas.to]

@_L1vY_ @noondlyt Welp, he called a lid on Good Friday at 11AM. To my knowledge he hasn't been seen in public since then. There have been a couple insane bleats on his social media account, but they could've come from anyone.
‍️

[_l1vy_@mstdn.social]

@noondlyt @hypostase

There was a replacement ready for Hitler too, but getting Hitler out would always be good regardless!

[lily_and_frog@mastodon.art]

@_L1vY_

This makes no sense to me. What's a "travel/photo lid"?

[noondlyt@hellions.cloud]

@L1vY@mstdn.social @hypostase

Step 1

[barbramon1@mas.to]

@noondlyt @_L1vY_ Amen to that, sis!
Might even make me a believer.

[_l1vy_@mstdn.social]

@noondlyt @hypostase Yes!

[oldclumsy_nowmad@mastodon.social]

@Barbramon1 @_L1vY_ @noondlyt

Probably just dyspepsia, don't you think? I'm sure all this talk about "Good" whatever is stressful for him.

[barbramon1@mas.to]

@oldclumsy_nowmad @_L1vY_ @noondlyt
If he is suffering from serious cardiovascular issues, which is likely, stress could be deadly.
This past week was possibly his worst week since becoming president. It's pure speculation that he is having a medical emergency, but it wouldn't be surprising if he were.