#Via Mike Rothschild@RothschildMD3:06 PM · Apr 4, 2026

[noondlyt@hellions.cloud]

@L1vY@mstdn.social

Oh no he cannot die on Easter for chrissake.

That would have longstanding implications for those who think he was sent by god as a savior.

[hypostase@bsd.network]

@_L1vY_
To be fair, there is a war on, so it might be reasonable to think he needed to be invalided out. Those bone spurs could be playing up again.

[_l1vy_@mstdn.social]

@noondlyt He has to be kept alive until Monday at least

[nini@oldbytes.space]

@L1vY@mstdn.social @RothschildMD Mixed feelings, incredibly mixed... Like, it'd be good if everyone's expectations came true but also bad because now there's some martyrdom and conspiracies.

[hypostase@bsd.network]

@noondlyt
Sunday's good. That would nicely dovetail with the opposite of the Risen.

@_L1vY_

[barbramon1@mas.to]

@noondlyt @_L1vY_ Worse yet is if he were resurrected on the third day.

[_l1vy_@mstdn.social]

@hypostase @noondlyt

Logically, yes. But they would spin it to be a mystical godly homecoming.

[noondlyt@hellions.cloud]

@hypostase @L1vY@mstdn.social

The evangelicals would have a field day with this. They have no problem rewriting history to suit their broken brains. He cannot die on any christian holiday.

[noondlyt@hellions.cloud]

@L1vY@mstdn.social @hypostase

jinx

[_l1vy_@mstdn.social]

@Barbramon1 @noondlyt Did he putatively die yesterday? Good Friday?

[hypostase@bsd.network]

@_L1vY_
I'm okay with that. We'd get to spin it back to wrap up all the paedophiles. Twin narratives.
@noondlyt

[_l1vy_@mstdn.social]

@noondlyt @hypostase

[noondlyt@hellions.cloud]

@hypostase @L1vY@mstdn.social

Mike Johnson waits in the wings and he is a true believer.

[noondlyt@hellions.cloud]

@L1vY@mstdn.social @Barbramon1

It would give a whole new meaning to Good Friday

[barbramon1@mas.to]

@_L1vY_ @noondlyt Welp, he called a lid on Good Friday at 11AM. To my knowledge he hasn't been seen in public since then. There have been a couple insane bleats on his social media account, but they could've come from anyone.
‍️

[_l1vy_@mstdn.social]

@noondlyt @hypostase

There was a replacement ready for Hitler too, but getting Hitler out would always be good regardless!

[lily_and_frog@mastodon.art]

@_L1vY_

This makes no sense to me. What's a "travel/photo lid"?

[noondlyt@hellions.cloud]

@L1vY@mstdn.social @hypostase

Step 1

[barbramon1@mas.to]

@noondlyt @_L1vY_ Amen to that, sis!
Might even make me a believer.

[_l1vy_@mstdn.social]

@noondlyt @hypostase Yes!