Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Garter Belt Dagger.

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@lowqualityfacts why does that image make me think of @alice ?
(That's intended as a compliment, Alice )

[rbos@mastodon.novylen.net]

@lowqualityfacts Very cool. Unfortunately they don't seem to ship outside the USA. >_<

[kingfish1776@social.vivaldi.net]

@lowqualityfacts And its banned in the UK.

[johnboy_1956@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts . Worn on the outside of the knee when wearing the kilt. It is called a Sgian Dhu.

[ehurtley@infosec.exchange]

@lowqualityfacts That's why kilts exist.

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

I have been informed that the average Scotsman wears a dozen of these under his kilt.

[asbestos@pnw.zone]

@lowqualityfacts
Popcorn kernels on a sting?

[mrmasterkeyboard@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts scots person here, can confirm that this is true.

[troi@techhub.social]

@lowqualityfacts Don't know about Scots but Lazarus Long certainly had at least one.

[teruterubozu@toot.wales]

@lowqualityfacts that reminds me of the time when my kid was maybe 3 or 4 and walked into the living room, lifted her shirt to reveal at least a dozen assorted forks and metal skewers tucked in the waistband of her pants. "In case there are bad guys," she told me.

[shadowwwind@fosstodon.org]

@BackFromTheDud @lowqualityfacts @alice but with lockpicks

[johntimaeus@infosec.exchange]

@lowqualityfacts

Nothing is worn under the kilt. It's just well used.

[hotarubiko@infosec.exchange]

@lowqualityfacts Umm... Be sure that you grab the correct dagger from your pants...

[mausmalone@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts

It's upside down in the photo.

[qurlyjoe@mstdn.social]

@johntimaeus @lowqualityfacts

[deepmud@mas.to]

@lowqualityfacts does it come in purple?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@BackFromTheDud I have that skirt!

(I carry a switchblade though—more compact)

@lowqualityfacts

[michaelgemar@cosocial.ca]

@shadowwwind @alice @BackFromTheDud @lowqualityfacts Sure, those too…

[w_b@mastodon.world]

@rdm @lowqualityfacts

That looks just like the Tekna dive knife I had years ago. I have tried several times to track one down with no luck. They were discontinued.

Solid slab of stainless steel with a cool sheath with a thumb release catch.

If anyone knows where to get one, i would love to know!

ETA: should have checked link!

[w_b@mastodon.world]

@rdm @lowqualityfacts

The Tekna dive knife was (IIRC) sharp on both sides so you didn't have to think about which way you were holding it. There were serrations on both sides too . And the tip was a diamond shape for strength.