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  • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

    well FUCK. just got locked out of my work room. not by the lock, but because a spare shelf panel fell over, flat on the floor, behind the door and wedged between the door and the chest of drawers. it's wedged shut, only opens about 2mm. can't get in through the window, it's shut and locked. FUUUUUUCK. gonna have to saw the damn door in half to get back in.

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    @gsuberland That's a seriously Douglas Adams arrangement of space / events.

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    • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

      well FUCK. just got locked out of my work room. not by the lock, but because a spare shelf panel fell over, flat on the floor, behind the door and wedged between the door and the chest of drawers. it's wedged shut, only opens about 2mm. can't get in through the window, it's shut and locked. FUUUUUUCK. gonna have to saw the damn door in half to get back in.

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      froztbyte@mastodon.social
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      @gsuberland Any potential for access through roof space?

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      • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

        well FUCK. just got locked out of my work room. not by the lock, but because a spare shelf panel fell over, flat on the floor, behind the door and wedged between the door and the chest of drawers. it's wedged shut, only opens about 2mm. can't get in through the window, it's shut and locked. FUUUUUUCK. gonna have to saw the damn door in half to get back in.

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        @gsuberland Oooohhhhh shit.

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        • dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.atD dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.at

          @gsuberland Can you lift the door off the hinges? Might be cheaper than sawing it in half ^^'

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          @dequbed nope

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          • aburka@hachyderm.ioA aburka@hachyderm.io

            @gsuberland oof. Which is worse, replacing the door or cleaning up and replacing a broken window lol

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            gsuberland@chaos.social
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            @aburka door, easily

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            • F froztbyte@mastodon.social

              @gsuberland Any potential for access through roof space?

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              @froztbyte nope

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              • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                well FUCK. just got locked out of my work room. not by the lock, but because a spare shelf panel fell over, flat on the floor, behind the door and wedged between the door and the chest of drawers. it's wedged shut, only opens about 2mm. can't get in through the window, it's shut and locked. FUUUUUUCK. gonna have to saw the damn door in half to get back in.

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                softwaretheron@mas.to
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                @gsuberland
                Can you get a lever underneath the door?
                A paint knife or something like?

                A wire coathanger worked into a U-shape, twist it to lift the near edge of the panel.
                Then maybe you can get another one round the edge of the door?

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                • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                  well FUCK. just got locked out of my work room. not by the lock, but because a spare shelf panel fell over, flat on the floor, behind the door and wedged between the door and the chest of drawers. it's wedged shut, only opens about 2mm. can't get in through the window, it's shut and locked. FUUUUUUCK. gonna have to saw the damn door in half to get back in.

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                  work laptop is in there. along with all my tools.

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                  • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                    @dequbed nope

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                    @gsuberland ah fuck :x
                    I'm sorry that's one shitty situation 💜

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                    • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                      well FUCK. just got locked out of my work room. not by the lock, but because a spare shelf panel fell over, flat on the floor, behind the door and wedged between the door and the chest of drawers. it's wedged shut, only opens about 2mm. can't get in through the window, it's shut and locked. FUUUUUUCK. gonna have to saw the damn door in half to get back in.

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                      @gsuberland Would cutting a hole for a vent grate in the lower half work? That wouldn't destroy the door, and you can make it look intentional. (And also leave easy access should something like this ever happen again...)

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                      • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                        work laptop is in there. along with all my tools.

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                        @gsuberland can you shove something under the door to push it back some? At least enough to pry the door open?

                        Also, hinges aren't on the outside I guess 😞

                        BOO

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                        • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                          work laptop is in there. along with all my tools.

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                          @gsuberland oh hell, that’s a situation. I’m sorry you’re having to go through that to get in.

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                          • petrillic@hachyderm.ioP petrillic@hachyderm.io

                            @gsuberland can you shove something under the door to push it back some? At least enough to pry the door open?

                            Also, hinges aren't on the outside I guess 😞

                            BOO

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                            @petrillic it's wedged against a chest of drawers with nowhere to go

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                            • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                              @petrillic it's wedged against a chest of drawers with nowhere to go

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                              @gsuberland oh no, this sucks ;(

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                              • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                                well FUCK. just got locked out of my work room. not by the lock, but because a spare shelf panel fell over, flat on the floor, behind the door and wedged between the door and the chest of drawers. it's wedged shut, only opens about 2mm. can't get in through the window, it's shut and locked. FUUUUUUCK. gonna have to saw the damn door in half to get back in.

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                                @gsuberland How much of a gap is there at the bottom of the door? You might be able to slide an airbag (one of the locksmith sort!) under the door and shelf, to start lifting the edge up. You could then try some U shaped rod to tip the shelf up further.

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                                • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                                  @froztbyte nope

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                                  @gsuberland F 😞

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