<![CDATA[well FUCK.]]>well FUCK. just got locked out of my work room. not by the lock, but because a spare shelf panel fell over, flat on the floor, behind the door and wedged between the door and the chest of drawers. it's wedged shut, only opens about 2mm. can't get in through the window, it's shut and locked. FUUUUUUCK. gonna have to saw the damn door in half to get back in.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/963c09e2-7624-48c4-892b-a2b5daace42b/well-fuck.RSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 05:37:30 GMTSun, 10 May 2026 20:06:30 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:16:48 GMT]]>@gsuberland F ๐Ÿ˜ž

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/froztbyte/statuses/116552119616938825https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/froztbyte/statuses/116552119616938825Sun, 10 May 2026 20:16:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:15:44 GMT]]>@gsuberland How much of a gap is there at the bottom of the door? You might be able to slide an airbag (one of the locksmith sort!) under the door and shelf, to start lifting the edge up. You could then try some U shaped rod to tip the shelf up further.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.galooph.com/users/galooph/statuses/116552115444527070https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.galooph.com/users/galooph/statuses/116552115444527070Sun, 10 May 2026 20:15:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:15:20 GMT]]>@gsuberland oh no, this sucks ;(

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/petrillic/statuses/116552113888144963https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/petrillic/statuses/116552113888144963Sun, 10 May 2026 20:15:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:15:04 GMT]]>@petrillic it's wedged against a chest of drawers with nowhere to go

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/116552112837388061https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/116552112837388061Sun, 10 May 2026 20:15:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:14:57 GMT]]>@gsuberland oh hell, thatโ€™s a situation. Iโ€™m sorry youโ€™re having to go through that to get in.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://orbital.horse/users/emma/statuses/116552112354125058https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://orbital.horse/users/emma/statuses/116552112354125058Sun, 10 May 2026 20:14:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:14:38 GMT]]>@gsuberland can you shove something under the door to push it back some? At least enough to pry the door open?

Also, hinges aren't on the outside I guess ๐Ÿ˜ž

BOO

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/petrillic/statuses/116552111137892848https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/petrillic/statuses/116552111137892848Sun, 10 May 2026 20:14:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:14:35 GMT]]>@gsuberland Would cutting a hole for a vent grate in the lower half work? That wouldn't destroy the door, and you can make it look intentional. (And also leave easy access should something like this ever happen again...)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/becomethewaifu/statuses/116552110931336764https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/becomethewaifu/statuses/116552110931336764Sun, 10 May 2026 20:14:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:13:33 GMT]]>@gsuberland ah fuck :x
I'm sorry that's one shitty situation ๐Ÿ’œ

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.chaosfield.at/users/dequbed/statuses/116552106859504162https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.chaosfield.at/users/dequbed/statuses/116552106859504162Sun, 10 May 2026 20:13:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:13:23 GMT]]>work laptop is in there. along with all my tools.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/116552106192381070https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/116552106192381070Sun, 10 May 2026 20:13:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:11:31 GMT]]>@gsuberland
Can you get a lever underneath the door?
A paint knife or something like?

A wire coathanger worked into a U-shape, twist it to lift the near edge of the panel.
Then maybe you can get another one round the edge of the door?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/SoftwareTheron/statuses/116552098880707332https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/SoftwareTheron/statuses/116552098880707332Sun, 10 May 2026 20:11:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:11:25 GMT]]>@froztbyte nope

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/116552098505274680https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/116552098505274680Sun, 10 May 2026 20:11:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:11:20 GMT]]>@aburka door, easily

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/116552098157058721https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/116552098157058721Sun, 10 May 2026 20:11:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:11:11 GMT]]>@dequbed nope

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/116552097587402472https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/gsuberland/statuses/116552097587402472Sun, 10 May 2026 20:11:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:10:14 GMT]]>@gsuberland Oooohhhhh shit.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://twit.social/users/gilester45/statuses/116552093833510768https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://twit.social/users/gilester45/statuses/116552093833510768Sun, 10 May 2026 20:10:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:10:00 GMT]]>@gsuberland Any potential for access through roof space?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/froztbyte/statuses/116552092877760712https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/froztbyte/statuses/116552092877760712Sun, 10 May 2026 20:10:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:09:32 GMT]]>@gsuberland That's a seriously Douglas Adams arrangement of space / events.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/jbaggs/statuses/116552091103997598https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/jbaggs/statuses/116552091103997598Sun, 10 May 2026 20:09:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:08:15 GMT]]>@gsuberland oof. Which is worse, replacing the door or cleaning up and replacing a broken window lol

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/aburka/statuses/116552086046739831https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/aburka/statuses/116552086046739831Sun, 10 May 2026 20:08:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:07:55 GMT]]>@gsuberland Can you lift the door off the hinges? Might be cheaper than sawing it in half ^^'

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.chaosfield.at/users/dequbed/statuses/116552084719906011https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.chaosfield.at/users/dequbed/statuses/116552084719906011Sun, 10 May 2026 20:07:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to well FUCK. on Sun, 10 May 2026 20:07:07 GMT]]>@gsuberland fuckin' 'ell

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/dysfun/statuses/116552081571589179https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.treehouse.systems/users/dysfun/statuses/116552081571589179Sun, 10 May 2026 20:07:07 GMT