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Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

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  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

    Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

    *deep breath in*

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

    ujay68@mastodon.worldU This user is from outside of this forum
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    wrote last edited by
    #61

    @cwebber And make them have to pay taxes … 😉

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    • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

      Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

      *deep breath in*

      HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

      canleaf@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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      wrote last edited by
      #62

      @cwebber I want to suggest that AI agents also pay tax.

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      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

        Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

        *deep breath in*

        HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

        drwhozee@troet.cafeD This user is from outside of this forum
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        wrote last edited by
        #63

        @cwebber @bkastl In that case: let them pay income tax as well. #ai #IncomeTax

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        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

          Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

          *deep breath in*

          HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

          zed@mstdn.partyZ This user is from outside of this forum
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          wrote last edited by
          #64

          @cwebber tbh, good. This will keep adoption lower than otherwise.

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          • aburka@hachyderm.ioA aburka@hachyderm.io

            @cwebber why wouldn't the agent just reimplement the software instead of buying it, I thought writing code was free now /s

            andii@mas.toA This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote last edited by
            #65

            @aburka @cwebber
            My question too.
            And of course it wouldn't be IP...

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            • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

              Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

              *deep breath in*

              HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

              ukeleleeric@mstdn.socialU This user is from outside of this forum
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              #66

              @cwebber Surely, if you consider that an AI agent is an user, then those agents should have the same liabilities and responsibility as other users? And considering them as employees means that the employer should take the same responsibility for their actions? So, sue the employers for their users' theft of copyright data, and the agents' makers for the same? Either they are tools or users, you can't have it both ways.

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              • ag7gm@mastodon.radioA ag7gm@mastodon.radio

                @cwebber That's hilarious. Who's going to *make them* purchase instead of pirate it? The folks that taught them to not lie, er, I mean hallucinate?

                Yeah. Give your head a shake.

                ukeleleeric@mstdn.socialU This user is from outside of this forum
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                #67

                @AG7GM @cwebber yeah, how many AI agents will 'hallucinate' their own licences?

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                • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                  Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                  *deep breath in*

                  HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                  shwell@mastodon.auS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  wrote last edited by
                  #68

                  @cwebber I still haven't found a medium-large org bulk buying co-slop. Has anyone?

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                  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                    Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                    *deep breath in*

                    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                    slothrop@chaos.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #69

                    @cwebber LOL they’ve finally found a way to make money from AI 🤣🤣🤣

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                    • ag7gm@mastodon.radioA ag7gm@mastodon.radio

                      @cwebber That's hilarious. Who's going to *make them* purchase instead of pirate it? The folks that taught them to not lie, er, I mean hallucinate?

                      Yeah. Give your head a shake.

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                      #70

                      @AG7GM @cwebber It's not pirating! We just let our agents reimplement it clean slate after we've shown them the entire source code!

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                      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                        Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                        *deep breath in*

                        HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                        itnomad@ruhr.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #71

                        @cwebber All Children of God must obey the law!!
                        https://www.heise.de/en/news/AI-a-Child-of-God-Anthropic-meeting-with-several-church-leaders-11253800.html

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                        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                          Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                          *deep breath in*

                          HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                          mxk@hachyderm.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #72

                          @cwebber isn't that obvious?
                          If AI has the chance to lead to fewer humans having to use Microsoft products, there needs to be some compensation, right?

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                          • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                            Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                            *deep breath in*

                            HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                            #73

                            @cwebber I can't read the article without creating an account, and I'm not in the mood right now.

                            But tell me... Was that article published on 1 April, by any chance? 😄

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                            • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                              Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                              *deep breath in*

                              HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                              sl1200@nixnet.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #74
                              @cwebber fuck Microsoft
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                              • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                *deep breath in*

                                HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                                tseitr@mastodon.sdf.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #75

                                @cwebber they don't need the license if it is for training purpose.

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                                • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                  Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                  *deep breath in*

                                  HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                                  ichderfisch@ruhr.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #76

                                  @cwebber let him cook. They are going to figure out how to properly identify an AI agent, and then we use that same method to make AI agents pay taxes. 🤣

                                  If they take all our jobs, let's at least make them pay for it. 💸

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                                  • canleaf@mastodon.socialC canleaf@mastodon.social

                                    @cwebber I want to suggest that AI agents also pay tax.

                                    expertenkommision_cyberunfall@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #77

                                    @canleaf @cwebber

                                    And vote?

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                                    • expertenkommision_cyberunfall@mastodon.socialE expertenkommision_cyberunfall@mastodon.social

                                      @canleaf @cwebber

                                      And vote?

                                      canleaf@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #78

                                      @expertenkommision_cyberunfall @cwebber naw. companiesshould pay taxes on their AI usage fo fund UBI.

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                                      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                        Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                        *deep breath in*

                                        HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

                                        carquint@wien.rocksC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #79

                                        @cwebber - if AI agents can buy software licenses they should pay taxes as well.

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                                        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                          Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                          *deep breath in*

                                          HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #80

                                          @cwebber the agents trained on stolen code?

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