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Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

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  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

    Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

    *deep breath in*

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

    itnomad@ruhr.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
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    #71

    @cwebber All Children of God must obey the law!!
    https://www.heise.de/en/news/AI-a-Child-of-God-Anthropic-meeting-with-several-church-leaders-11253800.html

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    • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

      Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

      *deep breath in*

      HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

      mxk@hachyderm.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
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      wrote last edited by
      #72

      @cwebber isn't that obvious?
      If AI has the chance to lead to fewer humans having to use Microsoft products, there needs to be some compensation, right?

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      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

        Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

        *deep breath in*

        HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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        #73

        @cwebber I can't read the article without creating an account, and I'm not in the mood right now.

        But tell me... Was that article published on 1 April, by any chance? 😄

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        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

          Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

          *deep breath in*

          HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

          sl1200@nixnet.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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          #74
          @cwebber fuck Microsoft
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          • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

            Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

            *deep breath in*

            HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

            tseitr@mastodon.sdf.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote last edited by
            #75

            @cwebber they don't need the license if it is for training purpose.

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            • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

              Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

              *deep breath in*

              HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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              #76

              @cwebber let him cook. They are going to figure out how to properly identify an AI agent, and then we use that same method to make AI agents pay taxes. 🤣

              If they take all our jobs, let's at least make them pay for it. 💸

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              • canleaf@mastodon.socialC canleaf@mastodon.social

                @cwebber I want to suggest that AI agents also pay tax.

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                wrote last edited by
                #77

                @canleaf @cwebber

                And vote?

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                • expertenkommision_cyberunfall@mastodon.socialE expertenkommision_cyberunfall@mastodon.social

                  @canleaf @cwebber

                  And vote?

                  canleaf@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #78

                  @expertenkommision_cyberunfall @cwebber naw. companiesshould pay taxes on their AI usage fo fund UBI.

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                  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                    Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                    *deep breath in*

                    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                    #79

                    @cwebber - if AI agents can buy software licenses they should pay taxes as well.

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                    • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                      Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                      *deep breath in*

                      HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                      #80

                      @cwebber the agents trained on stolen code?

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                      • brokar@mastodon.socialB brokar@mastodon.social

                        @cwebber Haha yeah, or steal or pirate the software like any other AI steals and pirates content from the internet.

                        AI really makes them come up with the weirdest ideas ...

                        Anyone thought that in order to purchase a license one must have funds to do so. Would you provide your account or credit card data to an AI?
                        Didn't think so.

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                        #81

                        @Brokar @cwebber anyway, majority of software in terms of micro services is running in Linux using open source tools, even copilot cli is written in node-js. So this is just smoking mirrors. Agents will run in docker or whatever container (tbh they should be there anyway) and no seats needed. In fact agents work with text files, they don’t give a shit about IDE. So if he implying they shall play for seats for paid SDKs that will not hold at court I believe, or companies will shift to opensource alternatives and pay for enterprise support where needed, and that’s usually seatless. Et the end who will be beaten, are the big software houses, who sells such proprietary SDKs

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                        • edcates@mastodon.socialE edcates@mastodon.social

                          @wordshaper @cwebber per token.

                          As in, you have to use the tokens for the AI still, but also pay a separate software license for every token you spend.

                          Shit, I probably shouldn't give them ideas.

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                          #82

                          @EdCates @wordshaper @cwebber They probably have already worse ones.

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                          • ag7gm@mastodon.radioA ag7gm@mastodon.radio

                            @cwebber That's hilarious. Who's going to *make them* purchase instead of pirate it? The folks that taught them to not lie, er, I mean hallucinate?

                            Yeah. Give your head a shake.

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                            #83

                            @cwebber @AG7GM "Make no mistakes. Don't hallucinate." 😹

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                            • ag7gm@mastodon.radioA ag7gm@mastodon.radio

                              @cwebber That's hilarious. Who's going to *make them* purchase instead of pirate it? The folks that taught them to not lie, er, I mean hallucinate?

                              Yeah. Give your head a shake.

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                              #84

                              @AG7GM @cwebber as AI strategist I have a solution, so let’s have agentic AI, let’s say theirs suggestion 20 of them, they do the “monkey work” and when needed some seated pricing interactions, they delegate to single dedicated agent that does what’s needed. The agentic orchestration on top of it shall be fairly trivial. It is really easy to use it against them. I believe AI can be helping tool to humans and I mean helping tool not replacement. Just another fancy tool in someone’s toolset.

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                              • syllopsium@peoplemaking.gamesS syllopsium@peoplemaking.games

                                @blogdiva @cwebber Other recent example include a fight between licenses and CPU architecture. A database server (cough Oracle) is ridiculously expensive once things go beyond two CPU sockets? Well, IBM would sell you a special two socket incredibly multi core CPU system for a wincingly high but not quite as high price as licensing four SQL cores.

                                Of course, that only works for one release, the licensing catches up, and cores per socket become limited etc etc.

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                                @syllopsium @blogdiva @cwebber I think at least MS fixed this as there is some licence complicated calculation based on cores not sockets. This happened already in I think SQL Server 2016 I believe Oracle does have the same

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                                • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                  Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                  *deep breath in*

                                  HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                                  #86

                                  @cwebber I would imagine those AI agents would manage to find and use company credit cards and splurge on everything, and the employees get blamed for that! Oh that would be so wonderful! *infinitely heavy sarcasm*

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                                  • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                    Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                    *deep breath in*

                                    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                                    rainerku@mastodontech.de
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                                    @cwebber 7years ago I purchased a used pc and installed Linux Mint, which works still fine....

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                                    • wordshaper@weatherishappening.networkW wordshaper@weatherishappening.network

                                      @cwebber if Microsoft is going to charge license fees for agents using their software I can only assume that Oracle sales reps are busy inventing a whole new branch of mathematics to calculate their AI licensing fees.

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                                      #88

                                      @wordshaper @cwebber They don't need to. Their age-old "how much revenue did you make last year? That will do nicely" ploy will still work in the agentic era.

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                                      • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                        Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                        *deep breath in*

                                        HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                                        #89

                                        @cwebber and of course the licenses come with Copilot, which will need its own license, and so on. Self-licking ice cream cone.

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                                        • cwebber@social.coopC cwebber@social.coop

                                          Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4

                                          *deep breath in*

                                          HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA of fucking course lmao

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                                          gerex@mastodon.social
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                                          #90

                                          @cwebber I can see where this is going:
                                          1. Make Copilot a mandatory part of every MS product.
                                          2. Declare Copilot as an agent.
                                          3. Since it contains an agent, your license now needs its own additional license.
                                          4. Copilot is a mandatory part of the additional license.
                                          5. Go to step 3.

                                          Infinite profit!

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