Optimal Banana 🍌

[jmopp@masto.ai]

@JessTheUnstill Spotty nana that smells of ethylene

[corbden@defcon.social]

@JessTheUnstill But it's best to buy them when they're green so that when you finally remember to eat them they are mushy brown.

[hypostase@bsd.network]

@JessTheUnstill
I overdosed on bananas in my early twenties. I really can't go back.

[fiddlesix@zeroes.ca]

@JessTheUnstill

I have a mild allergy to bananas, and the scent of very ripe bananas bothers me a lot. I'm firmly "yellow" and no riper.

(though I am happy if my husband ignores a few to the point of overripeness and makes banana bread...)

[djrndm@chaos.social]

@EmilyGB2023 @JessTheUnstill And maybe with a smaller sentence on the letter's backside: Bring a baby banana, win instantly.

[mayintoronto@beige.party]

@JessTheUnstill I love bananas. They want to kill me.

[tinydoctor@mstdn.social]

@JessTheUnstill Black, for muffins.

[jesstheunstill@infosec.exchange]

@wyatt_h_knott whatever you want it to mean. It's just a shitpost

[davefischer@hachyderm.io]

@JessTheUnstill I just started cooking with plantains recently!

[mikej@mastodon.online]

@JessTheUnstill Yellow tinted green to buy, yellow with brown spots to eat.

[circuitsunfish@plesiosaur.net]

@JessTheUnstill whenever I eat bananas I get really nauseated so I have to be quite desperate to eat them. Not an issue if they are cooked (pasteurized smoothies don't have this issue).

[stellarsarah@mastodon.world]

@JessTheUnstill yellow with maybe a touch of green.

I don't like them once they have spots (unless I bake them into banana bread).

[colesstreetpothole@weatherishappening.network]

@JessTheUnstill Optimal Banana is my new band name. #IMNBN

[emilygb2023@chaosfem.tw]

@JessTheUnstill

I got hooked by Katherine Ryan.

And the potato and the red green bit was just choice.

It's introduced me to so many amazing comedians, and then I developed minor crushes on so many comedians...

[emilygb2023@chaosfem.tw]

@DJRNDM @JessTheUnstill

Somewhere in the area is something labeled with "optimal banana"

[controlc@mstdn.ca]

@JessTheUnstill Depends on banana use case. Browner for baking or smoothies, yellow/greener for eating plain.