<![CDATA[Optimal Banana 🍌]]>Optimal Banana 🍌

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/925fd802-335e-4113-9811-6206d879103e/optimal-bananaRSS for NodeFri, 01 May 2026 00:42:05 GMTWed, 08 Apr 2026 21:14:24 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Thu, 09 Apr 2026 00:27:11 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill Depends on banana use case. Browner for baking or smoothies, yellow/greener for eating plain.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/controlc/statuses/116371910264782332https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/controlc/statuses/116371910264782332Thu, 09 Apr 2026 00:27:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 23:56:24 GMT]]>@DJRNDM @JessTheUnstill

Somewhere in the area is something labeled with "optimal banana"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/EmilyGB2023/statuses/116371789197563992https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/EmilyGB2023/statuses/116371789197563992Wed, 08 Apr 2026 23:56:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 23:53:51 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill

I got hooked by Katherine Ryan.

And the potato and the red green bit was just choice.

It's introduced me to so many amazing comedians, and then I developed minor crushes on so many comedians...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/EmilyGB2023/statuses/116371779162483226https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/EmilyGB2023/statuses/116371779162483226Wed, 08 Apr 2026 23:53:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 23:37:50 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill Optimal Banana is my new band name.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weatherishappening.network/users/ColesStreetPothole/statuses/116371716222157772https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weatherishappening.network/users/ColesStreetPothole/statuses/116371716222157772Wed, 08 Apr 2026 23:37:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 23:18:14 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill yellow with maybe a touch of green.

I don't like them once they have spots (unless I bake them into banana bread).

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/stellarsarah/statuses/116371639169922721https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/stellarsarah/statuses/116371639169922721Wed, 08 Apr 2026 23:18:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 23:08:44 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill whenever I eat bananas I get really nauseated so I have to be quite desperate to eat them. Not an issue if they are cooked (pasteurized smoothies don't have this issue).

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://plesiosaur.net/users/circuitsunfish/statuses/116371601759641737https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://plesiosaur.net/users/circuitsunfish/statuses/116371601759641737Wed, 08 Apr 2026 23:08:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 23:00:05 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill Yellow tinted green to buy, yellow with brown spots to eat.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/mikej/statuses/116371567797289736https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/mikej/statuses/116371567797289736Wed, 08 Apr 2026 23:00:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:48:39 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill I just started cooking with plantains recently!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/davefischer/statuses/116371522808399079https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/davefischer/statuses/116371522808399079Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:48:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:44:44 GMT]]>@wyatt_h_knott whatever you want it to mean. It's just a shitpost

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/JessTheUnstill/statuses/116371507392349070https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/JessTheUnstill/statuses/116371507392349070Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:44:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:43:34 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill Black, for muffins.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/tinydoctor/statuses/116371502834057297https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/tinydoctor/statuses/116371502834057297Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:43:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:41:50 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill I love bananas. They want to kill me. 😭

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/mayintoronto/statuses/116371496024117927https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/mayintoronto/statuses/116371496024117927Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:41:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:31:25 GMT]]>@EmilyGB2023 @JessTheUnstill And maybe with a smaller sentence on the letter's backside: Bring a baby banana, win instantly.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/DJRNDM/statuses/116371455030100739https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/DJRNDM/statuses/116371455030100739Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:31:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:28:19 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill

I have a mild allergy to bananas, and the scent of very ripe bananas bothers me a lot. I'm firmly "yellow" and no riper.

(though I am happy if my husband ignores a few to the point of overripeness and makes banana bread...)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://zeroes.ca/users/FiddleSix/statuses/116371442858580047https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://zeroes.ca/users/FiddleSix/statuses/116371442858580047Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:28:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:10:08 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill
I overdosed on bananas in my early twenties. I really can't go back.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bsd.network/users/hypostase/statuses/116371371382331766https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bsd.network/users/hypostase/statuses/116371371382331766Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:10:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:07:33 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill But it's best to buy them when they're green so that when you finally remember to eat them they are mushy brown.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://defcon.social/users/corbden/statuses/116371361186269747https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://defcon.social/users/corbden/statuses/116371361186269747Wed, 08 Apr 2026 22:07:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 21:44:52 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill Spotty nana that smells of ethylene

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/jmopp/statuses/116371271982313824https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.ai/users/jmopp/statuses/116371271982313824Wed, 08 Apr 2026 21:44:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 21:31:18 GMT]]>@EmilyGB2023 Heh, my friends finally badgered me into watching that show, and wow does it have some moments.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/JessTheUnstill/statuses/116371218635703678https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/JessTheUnstill/statuses/116371218635703678Wed, 08 Apr 2026 21:31:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Optimal Banana 🍌 on Wed, 08 Apr 2026 21:17:52 GMT]]>@JessTheUnstill

This poll sounds like a Taskmaster task.

"Achieve optimal banana. Fastest and most optimal banana wins. Your time starts now".

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/EmilyGB2023/statuses/116371165837749237https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/EmilyGB2023/statuses/116371165837749237Wed, 08 Apr 2026 21:17:52 GMT