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  • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

    Brutal.

    When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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    @ironicbadger big oof (for smallish values of oof) but I’d also like to see that graphed against active usage volume to get the full picture

    (yes, regardless, a “hyperscaler” should be able to handle the volume)

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    • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

      Brutal.

      When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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      @ironicbadger

      Why settle for Five Nines of reliability when you can get Nine Fives?

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      • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

        Brutal.

        When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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        @ironicbadger hmm, quite a few opinions on that chart 😀 tl;dr it’s complicated.

        Most of GitHub services, until I left a couple of years ago were not on Azure.

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        • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

          Brutal.

          When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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          @ironicbadger Acquire and ruin. This is the corporate way.

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          • davemwilburn@infosec.exchangeD davemwilburn@infosec.exchange

            @ironicbadger

            Why settle for Five Nines of reliability when you can get Nine Fives?

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            @DaveMWilburn @ironicbadger get the sweet 55.5555555% availability

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            • cap_ybarra@beige.partyC cap_ybarra@beige.party

              @ironicbadger as a post msft acquisition survivor this tracks

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              @cap_ybarra @ironicbadger Yup.

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              • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

                Brutal.

                When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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                @ironicbadger Just like when they bought Hotmail back in the day.

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                • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

                  Brutal.

                  When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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                  @ironicbadger Where was this chart published?

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                  • andymckay@mastodon.socialA andymckay@mastodon.social

                    @ironicbadger hmm, quite a few opinions on that chart 😀 tl;dr it’s complicated.

                    Most of GitHub services, until I left a couple of years ago were not on Azure.

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                    @andymckay @ironicbadger what's complicated about it? it used to be good and now it's bad

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                    • a_different_jlh@mastodon.socialA a_different_jlh@mastodon.social

                      @ironicbadger Where was this chart published?

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                      @a_different_jlh https://damrnelson.github.io/github-historical-uptime/

                      Sorry I should have linked to the source

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                      • aburka@hachyderm.ioA aburka@hachyderm.io

                        @andymckay @ironicbadger what's complicated about it? it used to be good and now it's bad

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                        @aburka @ironicbadger ah I was replying to a different post about it being Azure or Azure management. I did Mastodon wrong, sorry.

                        I will say after the acquisition when GitHub became rapidly more complex as features were added, the definition of downtime requiring a status change became a lot more strict and focused (for some teams). A bit more loose and easy beforehand.

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                        • andymckay@mastodon.socialA andymckay@mastodon.social

                          @aburka @ironicbadger ah I was replying to a different post about it being Azure or Azure management. I did Mastodon wrong, sorry.

                          I will say after the acquisition when GitHub became rapidly more complex as features were added, the definition of downtime requiring a status change became a lot more strict and focused (for some teams). A bit more loose and easy beforehand.

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                          @andymckay @ironicbadger yeah I can believe there are many causes, mismanagement and forced development speed as much as technology changes

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                          • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

                            Brutal.

                            When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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                            @ironicbadger behold the jagged teeth of the dog that eat all the dogfood!

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                            • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

                              Brutal.

                              When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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                              @ironicbadger Could anyone explain to me, how is this possible?
                              I would imagine they would keep things running on the original hardware etc. which I wouldn't expect to fluctuate like this.

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                                @Tubsta @ironicbadger iirc they were like halfway through rolling it out when Microsoft bought them lmao

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                                • jourei@mas.toJ jourei@mas.to

                                  @ironicbadger Could anyone explain to me, how is this possible?
                                  I would imagine they would keep things running on the original hardware etc. which I wouldn't expect to fluctuate like this.

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                                  @Jourei @ironicbadger Move fast and break things!

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                                  • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

                                    Brutal.

                                    When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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                                    @ironicbadger @isotopp what’s the data source behind it? Official status page? Because that has been notoriously inaccurate long before microslop took over.

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                                    • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

                                      @a_different_jlh https://damrnelson.github.io/github-historical-uptime/

                                      Sorry I should have linked to the source

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                                      @ironicbadger Cheers

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                                      • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

                                        Brutal.

                                        When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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                                        @ironicbadger The inverse Midas touch

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                                        • kaito02@mastodon.socialK kaito02@mastodon.social

                                          @DaveMWilburn @ironicbadger get the sweet 55.5555555% availability

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                                          @kaito02 @DaveMWilburn @ironicbadger works 50% of the time, all the time.

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