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  • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

    Brutal.

    When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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    @ironicbadger #Alt4You

    A graph demonstrating that the GitHub website's uptime suffered considerably after being acquired by Microsoft.

    The graph shows average uptime of the website by-month from April 2016 to January 2026. Months that earn 100% are colored green, while months that miss that goal are colored either red or yellow, depending on some undisclosed metric of severity.

    A line is marked in November 2018 where Microsoft acquired GitHub. Before that, no months were visibly worse than 100%. There's one red dot, but it's not visibly different otherwise. For the first year after the acquisition uptime is worse but acceptable, and stays above 99.95%: six out of 12 months earn 100%.

    After October 2019 the story flips completely. Only one month has earned 100% uptime since then, and the remaining months vary wildly from 99.98% to about 99.70%. May 2023 was the worst, crashing almost as low as 99.5% uptime.

    Honestly, it looks like a seismograph that's started recording an active earthquake.

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    • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

      Brutal.

      When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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      @ironicbadger@techhub.social Geez, this is like what happened when they first tried to convert Hotmail to run on Windows servers.

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      • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

        Brutal.

        When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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        @ironicbadger no fair. Oracle would have done it much faster but Redmond beat them to it 😕
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        • acornsquashbuckler@tech.lgbtA acornsquashbuckler@tech.lgbt

          @ironicbadger #Alt4You

          A graph demonstrating that the GitHub website's uptime suffered considerably after being acquired by Microsoft.

          The graph shows average uptime of the website by-month from April 2016 to January 2026. Months that earn 100% are colored green, while months that miss that goal are colored either red or yellow, depending on some undisclosed metric of severity.

          A line is marked in November 2018 where Microsoft acquired GitHub. Before that, no months were visibly worse than 100%. There's one red dot, but it's not visibly different otherwise. For the first year after the acquisition uptime is worse but acceptable, and stays above 99.95%: six out of 12 months earn 100%.

          After October 2019 the story flips completely. Only one month has earned 100% uptime since then, and the remaining months vary wildly from 99.98% to about 99.70%. May 2023 was the worst, crashing almost as low as 99.5% uptime.

          Honestly, it looks like a seismograph that's started recording an active earthquake.

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          @AcornSquashbuckler @ironicbadger When did they Rewrite It In React? 🤔 🤡

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          • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

            Brutal.

            When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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            @ironicbadger big oof (for smallish values of oof) but I’d also like to see that graphed against active usage volume to get the full picture

            (yes, regardless, a “hyperscaler” should be able to handle the volume)

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            • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

              Brutal.

              When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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              @ironicbadger

              Why settle for Five Nines of reliability when you can get Nine Fives?

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              • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

                Brutal.

                When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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                @ironicbadger hmm, quite a few opinions on that chart 😀 tl;dr it’s complicated.

                Most of GitHub services, until I left a couple of years ago were not on Azure.

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                • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

                  Brutal.

                  When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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                  @ironicbadger Acquire and ruin. This is the corporate way.

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                  • davemwilburn@infosec.exchangeD davemwilburn@infosec.exchange

                    @ironicbadger

                    Why settle for Five Nines of reliability when you can get Nine Fives?

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                    @DaveMWilburn @ironicbadger get the sweet 55.5555555% availability

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                    • cap_ybarra@beige.partyC cap_ybarra@beige.party

                      @ironicbadger as a post msft acquisition survivor this tracks

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                      @cap_ybarra @ironicbadger Yup.

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                      • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

                        Brutal.

                        When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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                        @ironicbadger Just like when they bought Hotmail back in the day.

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                        • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

                          Brutal.

                          When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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                          @ironicbadger Where was this chart published?

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                          • andymckay@mastodon.socialA andymckay@mastodon.social

                            @ironicbadger hmm, quite a few opinions on that chart 😀 tl;dr it’s complicated.

                            Most of GitHub services, until I left a couple of years ago were not on Azure.

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                            @andymckay @ironicbadger what's complicated about it? it used to be good and now it's bad

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                            • a_different_jlh@mastodon.socialA a_different_jlh@mastodon.social

                              @ironicbadger Where was this chart published?

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                              @a_different_jlh https://damrnelson.github.io/github-historical-uptime/

                              Sorry I should have linked to the source

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                              • aburka@hachyderm.ioA aburka@hachyderm.io

                                @andymckay @ironicbadger what's complicated about it? it used to be good and now it's bad

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                                @aburka @ironicbadger ah I was replying to a different post about it being Azure or Azure management. I did Mastodon wrong, sorry.

                                I will say after the acquisition when GitHub became rapidly more complex as features were added, the definition of downtime requiring a status change became a lot more strict and focused (for some teams). A bit more loose and easy beforehand.

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                                • andymckay@mastodon.socialA andymckay@mastodon.social

                                  @aburka @ironicbadger ah I was replying to a different post about it being Azure or Azure management. I did Mastodon wrong, sorry.

                                  I will say after the acquisition when GitHub became rapidly more complex as features were added, the definition of downtime requiring a status change became a lot more strict and focused (for some teams). A bit more loose and easy beforehand.

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                                  @andymckay @ironicbadger yeah I can believe there are many causes, mismanagement and forced development speed as much as technology changes

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                                  • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

                                    Brutal.

                                    When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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                                    @ironicbadger behold the jagged teeth of the dog that eat all the dogfood!

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                                    • ironicbadger@techhub.socialI ironicbadger@techhub.social

                                      Brutal.

                                      When Microsoft acquired GitHub.

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                                      @ironicbadger Could anyone explain to me, how is this possible?
                                      I would imagine they would keep things running on the original hardware etc. which I wouldn't expect to fluctuate like this.

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                                        @Tubsta @ironicbadger iirc they were like halfway through rolling it out when Microsoft bought them lmao

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                                        • jourei@mas.toJ jourei@mas.to

                                          @ironicbadger Could anyone explain to me, how is this possible?
                                          I would imagine they would keep things running on the original hardware etc. which I wouldn't expect to fluctuate like this.

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                                          @Jourei @ironicbadger Move fast and break things!

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