Meta spins up AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to engage with employees https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

[smashtoday@discuss.smash.today]

@cwebber
I can't wait for some prompt "engineer" to get themselves made CEO

[kielkontrovers@norden.social]

@cwebber

[kielkontrovers@norden.social]

@jackpearse @cwebber xactly

[vv@solarpunk.moe]

@bean @cwebber As a Large Language Model, it is unlikely that Mark's AI persona has legs. Since legs are a physical feature of a human, they don't occur in a computer program in the same way. However, the model may still refer to its own legs in an attempt to appear more human. Hope this helps!

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@cwebber
Hasn't he always been a simulated-intelligence homonculus?

[michaeltbacon@social.coop]

@cwebber

Michael Bacon (@MichaelTBacon@social.coop)

@koen_hufkens@mastodon.social I am very, very interested in having an AI CEO that I can talk to and which has been given the authorization to give me raises. Please, by all means continue.

social.coop (social.coop)

[mehdi_benadel@mastodon.balamb.fr]

@cwebber Kudos To Mark for trying to replace himself, this should be easier to do than for any other human on this planet.

[kielkontrovers@norden.social]

@cwebber Can Zuckerberg be sued when his AI makes sexist remarks?

[bean@twoot.site]

@vv @cwebber you know, I think I prefer this vvm over any llm

[tom@labyrinth.social]

@cwebber you laugh but this will be a godsend for all the people clamoring to spend more time talking to such a famously charismatic, personable, cool guy

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@vv @bean @cwebber Alas, ZZ Top refused licensing rights.

[a2_4am@mastodon.social]

@cwebber I'm here for CEOs replacing themselves with AI. This idea definitely has legs.

[isaackuo@spacey.space]

@bean @cwebber Legs are too technologically challenging to implement.

Not a single video game Mark Zuckerburg studied before, during or after inventing the Metaverse implemented legs.

I think we can safely conclude that an abysmal track record of zero out of zero means that videogames can't implement legs.

[cargot_robbie@urbanists.social]

@cwebber Finally a legitimate use for AI: not talking to Mark Zuckerberg.

[slembcke@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@cwebber Oh Santa Claus, if I'm really really *really* good this year for Christmas, will you leak access to this AI to the general public? PLEASE?!

[eviloatmeal@ak.angelstrapped.com]

@cwebber Will the Metaverse version of him get its own AIsona? Or will the AIsona have a Metaverse version of it? And in either case, will the resulting abomination have legs?

[slembcke@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@cwebber Maybe the real laugh will be over in a few days when Ars retracts the story because it's AI slop after all? (sigh)

[ottomate@noc.social]

@cwebber finally, a little warmth and human touch instead of Zuck.

[fedihacker@masto.es]

@cwebber I thought he was a bot already.

[dave@alvarado.social]

@cwebber I've been wondering when The Onion writers get a reprieve.

Obviously April 2026 isn't it.