IT'S HAPPENING

[noisypegasus@equestria.social]

@0xabad1dea
What do you mean zero nines? 89.91 has two nines in it!

[mini@perfect.moe]

@0xabad1dea I love that I am reading this while waiting for GitHub to fix their API throwing HTTP 503 errors

[standev@mstdn.social]

@0xabad1dea i mean it does have nines in it, so it’s the slop version of two nines

[n1k0@mamot.fr]

@0xabad1dea sloptastic news!

[enjoyingkink@mstdn.social]

@david_chisnall @0xabad1dea Just my thought...

[williampietri@sfba.social]

@0xabad1dea Looking at it positively, they do have 4 eights of reliability.

[zipkid@gts.solfood.be]

@williampietri
Double-nazi...
@0xabad1dea

[luana@wetdry.world]

@0xabad1dea uhhh, there’s still two nines there

[gandalfdg@indieweb.social]

@0xabad1dea makes the hour I took my personal gitea down to set up GPTbot blocking feel pretty reasonable

[ntropic@chaos.social]

@0xabad1dea Microsoft would argue that 89.91% actually has 2 9s

[wordmark@mas.to]

@0xabad1dea its probably running on #windows now go https://codeberg.org

[memdmp@catgirl.center]

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange all it takes is 5 more incidents and 1.1% more dow time for it to turn to 1 nine

[bob_zim@infosec.exchange]

@Natuwu @jamesh @0xabad1dea What they’re doing is disrupting the concept of service availability!

[ratsnakegames@mastodon.social]

@trenchworms @0xabad1dea same

[djgummikuh@mastodon.social]

@0xabad1dea I mean technically, they still have 2 nines there...

[0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange]

I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever

[bws@social.linux.pizza]

@0xabad1dea microsoft can't devops.

[dysfun@social.treehouse.systems]

@0xabad1dea see, this is what happens when you post about not-odin

[ratsnakegames@mastodon.social]

@0xabad1dea "Local dog owner DOSes Github to defuse social media joke, news at 11"

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@0xabad1dea
No nine!