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  • nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafeN nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe

    @0xabad1dea They say schadenfreude is an ugly emotion, but I just cannot help myself. I experience joy when Microsoft fails. It gives me hope that maybe, just maybe this world can correct some of our mistakes.

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    @nuintari @0xabad1dea this is the Gaia hypothesis in action. Eventually the world turns on us and destroys our meaningless works and renders our triumphs as meaningless dust 🙂

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    • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

      IT'S HAPPENING

      GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY

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      @0xabad1dea there are 2 nines in there, I don't see the issue 😛

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      • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

        IT'S HAPPENING

        GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY

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        @0xabad1dea Thank goodness GitHub is just a popular code repository, and not something anyone would treat as an essential piece of infrastructure in their software provisioning, integration, distribution or whatever process.

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        • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

          IT'S HAPPENING

          GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY

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          @0xabad1dea That's like when GE merged with Bell Atlantic, and we got the worst quality of service paired with the lowest reliability provider. Just getting dial tone was a crap shoot...

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          • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

            IT'S HAPPENING

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            @0xabad1dea how is it zero nines - there are two nines in 89.91 🤣

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            • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

              IT'S HAPPENING

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              @0xabad1dea
              To make matters (much) worse, copilot seems to be very reliable ...

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              • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                IT'S HAPPENING

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                @0xabad1dea I'm sure CoPilot would agree that 9.9999% is much easier to accomplish than 99.999%

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                • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                  IT'S HAPPENING

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                  @0xabad1dea @GossiTheDog
                  Hey friends, are you sure about this? I’ve consulted a respected numbers model and it looks like there are two 9’s… maybe you all did double check?

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                  • lpryszcz@genomic.socialL lpryszcz@genomic.social

                    @0xabad1dea how is it zero nines - there are two nines in 89.91 🤣

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                    @lpryszcz @0xabad1dea

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                    • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                      IT'S HAPPENING

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                      @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange i still see 4 nines

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                      • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                        IT'S HAPPENING

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                        @0xabad1dea I think the bigger question is which one 9 reliability they'll reach first.

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                        • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                          IT'S HAPPENING

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                          @0xabad1dea
                          What do you mean zero nines? 89.91 has two nines in it! 😉

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                          • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                            IT'S HAPPENING

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                            @0xabad1dea I love that I am reading this while waiting for GitHub to fix their API throwing HTTP 503 errors 🙂

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                            • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                              IT'S HAPPENING

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                              @0xabad1dea i mean it does have nines in it, so it’s the slop version of two nines

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                              • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

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                                @0xabad1dea sloptastic news!

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                                • david_chisnall@infosec.exchangeD david_chisnall@infosec.exchange

                                  @0xabad1dea

                                  There are two nines in their uptime number!

                                  No one said they had to be leading digits…

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                                  @david_chisnall @0xabad1dea Just my thought...

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                                  • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                    IT'S HAPPENING

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                                    @0xabad1dea Looking at it positively, they do have 4 eights of reliability.

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                                    • williampietri@sfba.socialW williampietri@sfba.social

                                      @0xabad1dea Looking at it positively, they do have 4 eights of reliability.

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                                      @williampietri
                                      Double-nazi...
                                      @0xabad1dea

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                                      • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                                        IT'S HAPPENING

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                                        @0xabad1dea uhhh, there’s still two nines there

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                                        • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

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                                          @0xabad1dea makes the hour I took my personal gitea down to set up GPTbot blocking feel pretty reasonable

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