IT'S HAPPENING

[sobkas@mastodon.social]

@0xabad1dea waiting for 0.99999% reliability, see there are five of them and this is where it counts

[puppygames@mastodon.social]

@nuintari @0xabad1dea this is the Gaia hypothesis in action. Eventually the world turns on us and destroys our meaningless works and renders our triumphs as meaningless dust

[laird_dave@chaos.social]

@0xabad1dea there are 2 nines in there, I don't see the issue

[raphv@social.edu.nl]

@0xabad1dea Thank goodness GitHub is just a popular code repository, and not something anyone would treat as an essential piece of infrastructure in their software provisioning, integration, distribution or whatever process.

[tychosoft@social.tchncs.de]

@0xabad1dea That's like when GE merged with Bell Atlantic, and we got the worst quality of service paired with the lowest reliability provider. Just getting dial tone was a crap shoot...

[lpryszcz@genomic.social]

@0xabad1dea how is it zero nines - there are two nines in 89.91

[marc_eu@veganism.social]

@0xabad1dea
To make matters (much) worse, copilot seems to be very reliable ...

[karpour@mstdn.social]

@0xabad1dea I'm sure CoPilot would agree that 9.9999% is much easier to accomplish than 99.999%

[bryan@dusty.ninja]

@0xabad1dea @GossiTheDog
Hey friends, are you sure about this? I’ve consulted a respected numbers model and it looks like there are two 9’s… maybe you all did double check?

[endlessmason@hachyderm.io]

@lpryszcz @0xabad1dea

[memdmp@catgirl.center]

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange i still see 4 nines

[divclassbutton@hachyderm.io]

@0xabad1dea I think the bigger question is which one 9 reliability they'll reach first.

[noisypegasus@equestria.social]

@0xabad1dea
What do you mean zero nines? 89.91 has two nines in it!

[mini@perfect.moe]

@0xabad1dea I love that I am reading this while waiting for GitHub to fix their API throwing HTTP 503 errors

[standev@mstdn.social]

@0xabad1dea i mean it does have nines in it, so it’s the slop version of two nines

[n1k0@mamot.fr]

@0xabad1dea sloptastic news!

[enjoyingkink@mstdn.social]

@david_chisnall @0xabad1dea Just my thought...

[williampietri@sfba.social]

@0xabad1dea Looking at it positively, they do have 4 eights of reliability.

[zipkid@gts.solfood.be]

@williampietri
Double-nazi...
@0xabad1dea

[luana@wetdry.world]

@0xabad1dea uhhh, there’s still two nines there