Due to ongoing pressure from governments globally, we are instituting an age verification program.
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@jerry Prepare to be barraged with Prince Albert pics.
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@jerry lewd
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@jerry I am currently wearing four.
@WuMargaret ruh roh
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Due to ongoing pressure from governments globally, we are instituting an age verification program. Recognizing that it is not possible to confirm your age based on a picture of your face, we will instead be counting the number of rings you have. We understand this is the most accurate measure of age.
@jerry Do I need to make sure I dig out all of them? Or is there a threshold we are comparing against?
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@jerry Do I need to make sure I dig out all of them? Or is there a threshold we are comparing against?
@Epic_Null if I told you, that would allow the system to be gamed.
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Due to ongoing pressure from governments globally, we are instituting an age verification program. Recognizing that it is not possible to confirm your age based on a picture of your face, we will instead be counting the number of rings you have. We understand this is the most accurate measure of age.
@jerry I remember UUCP, that makes me old, right?
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Due to ongoing pressure from governments globally, we are instituting an age verification program. Recognizing that it is not possible to confirm your age based on a picture of your face, we will instead be counting the number of rings you have. We understand this is the most accurate measure of age.
@jerry I wonder what type of rings you mean.
Rings with 1, without 1, commutative?
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Due to ongoing pressure from governments globally, we are instituting an age verification program. Recognizing that it is not possible to confirm your age based on a picture of your face, we will instead be counting the number of rings you have. We understand this is the most accurate measure of age.
@jerry let's see, I have a Z[X]/(X²⁵⁶+1, 3329) here, some endomorphisms rings of supersingular elliptic curves, and my wedding ring. But I did opt for the Nest doorbell instead of the ring*, I hope that doesn't bite me now!
*I had to choose one or the other when buying the house "just a button that makes a ringing sound" was not an option
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@jerry let's see, I have a Z[X]/(X²⁵⁶+1, 3329) here, some endomorphisms rings of supersingular elliptic curves, and my wedding ring. But I did opt for the Nest doorbell instead of the ring*, I hope that doesn't bite me now!
*I had to choose one or the other when buying the house "just a button that makes a ringing sound" was not an option
@sophieschmieg I'm convinced.
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@jerry I remember UUCP, that makes me old, right?
@nuintari @jerry Here's a weird tidbit. Did you know I am a certified internet business strategist (CIBS)? It's true. Back in '97, Novell offered that certification, and I took the test. It was unquestionably the hardest certification test I have ever taken. It was an internet history test, more or less. One of the questions was: "UseNet is run on NNTP. Before the NNTP protocol was established, what protocol did it use?"
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Due to ongoing pressure from governments globally, we are instituting an age verification program. Recognizing that it is not possible to confirm your age based on a picture of your face, we will instead be counting the number of rings you have. We understand this is the most accurate measure of age.
@jerry just got one but I made it myself over an evening so RIP me I guess
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@jerry I remember UUCP, that makes me old, right?
@nuintari There will come a time when almost no one left understand UUCP. and I don't know whether to be happy or sad about that.
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@jerry just got one but I made it myself over an evening so RIP me I guess
@nyanbinary and you were so close too
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Due to ongoing pressure from governments globally, we are instituting an age verification program. Recognizing that it is not possible to confirm your age based on a picture of your face, we will instead be counting the number of rings you have. We understand this is the most accurate measure of age.
@jerry Only on my fingers or ...
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Due to ongoing pressure from governments globally, we are instituting an age verification program. Recognizing that it is not possible to confirm your age based on a picture of your face, we will instead be counting the number of rings you have. We understand this is the most accurate measure of age.
@jerry around my eyes, or...?
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@jerry Only on my fingers or ...
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Due to ongoing pressure from governments globally, we are instituting an age verification program. Recognizing that it is not possible to confirm your age based on a picture of your face, we will instead be counting the number of rings you have. We understand this is the most accurate measure of age.
@jerry Let's just say I have enough, mmkay
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@nuintari @jerry Here's a weird tidbit. Did you know I am a certified internet business strategist (CIBS)? It's true. Back in '97, Novell offered that certification, and I took the test. It was unquestionably the hardest certification test I have ever taken. It was an internet history test, more or less. One of the questions was: "UseNet is run on NNTP. Before the NNTP protocol was established, what protocol did it use?"
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