Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby I have no doubt we will soon hear about the new manly breakfast food from Eagle Tactical: Royal Navy Mash, now with only moderate amounts of suet. @GayDeceiver will fill you in on the details when he is ready.
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby is there a toy at the bottom of the box?
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby straight man here. Can confirm. I am broken.
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@angiebaby straight man here. Can confirm. I am broken.
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@angiebaby Hey, listen.. a hotdog and a kraft single slice on toast is technically a sandwich.
@tezoatlipoca @angiebaby
Look at you with all the fancy schmancy Kraft single slices. Some of us eat our "complete nutritious breakfast*"-style hotdog-on-toast sandwiches dry, as intended by god and required for true primal manliness.*or any other meal
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby “corn flakes were primarily created as an easy-to-digest, pre-prepared and healthy breakfast food, in particular for patients at the Kellogg sanitarium in Michigan. The product was never advertised as an "anti-masturbatory morning meal."
Interesting.
Were Corn Flakes Created as an 'Anti-Masturbatory Morning Meal'?
Numerous websites exaggerated the role of J.H. Kellogg's odd beliefs about sexual health in the creation of the breakfast cereal.
Snopes (www.snopes.com)
But, yeah, with regards to the man cereal. The ads are hilarious. And maybe a little gay.
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby An actual screenshot of an actual endorsement/testimonial on their actual website:
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@angiebaby Basically Magic Spoon IBS-unsafe cereal, now in gray
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@angiebaby is there a toy at the bottom of the box?
@glasspusher @angiebaby A sex toy, no doubt.
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby is that a portable gloryhole?
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby zero sugar?? GTFO!
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby Wow, its bachelor chow before it got flavor!
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Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.
Also, straight men are broken.
@angiebaby@mas.to I get I shouldn't support them, but I kinda want to buy a box for a present... -
@angiebaby@mas.to I get I shouldn't support them, but I kinda want to buy a box for a present...
Just $20 per box.
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Just $20 per box.
@angiebaby@mas.to what if I just wanted the box, without the cereal... Should be easy to print... -
@angiebaby@mas.to what if I just wanted the box, without the cereal... Should be easy to print...
@bovaz Maybe you could reach out to one of the gymbros and offer to buy the empty box for $5.
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@bovaz Maybe you could reach out to one of the gymbros and offer to buy the empty box for $5.
@angiebaby@mas.to I will. I'll also check with a print shop nearby and see if they have a "cereal box" format, and rip the text from the website -
@angiebaby “corn flakes were primarily created as an easy-to-digest, pre-prepared and healthy breakfast food, in particular for patients at the Kellogg sanitarium in Michigan. The product was never advertised as an "anti-masturbatory morning meal."
Interesting.
Were Corn Flakes Created as an 'Anti-Masturbatory Morning Meal'?
Numerous websites exaggerated the role of J.H. Kellogg's odd beliefs about sexual health in the creation of the breakfast cereal.
Snopes (www.snopes.com)
But, yeah, with regards to the man cereal. The ads are hilarious. And maybe a little gay.
@CStamp @angiebaby imo the snopes article downplays the connection between Kellog's cereal, the sanitorium, and his strange/harmful diet and lifestyle. Tasting history has a good video about that whole fad and how weird it was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmNhAqQIUMk
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