Wait until they find out that cereal was invented with the idea that it would inhibit masturbation.

angiebaby@mas.to

Seriously, this seems like a Tim and Eric fake product from Cinco.

bigtuffal@dice.camp

@angiebaby they just tried this ad campaign on my cat

they really need to find a buyer for all the pig chow china didn't buy

retrosponge@kind.social

@angiebaby I read that and imagine it tastes like ass.

tezoatlipoca@mas.to

@angiebaby

Its like they were channeling Andrew Tate.. and IM sure somewhere in his lunatic ramblings there's a correlation between masturbation and being gay so the argument is eating cereal makes you not gay therefore manly. <blink> yeah I don't know what I just wrote either other than I need to shower now.

floralia@girlcock.club

@angiebaby Basically Magic Spoon IBS-unsafe cereal, now in gray

angiebaby@mas.to

@retrosponge

Correction: A $20 box of ass.

retrosponge@kind.social

@angiebaby Good grief.

tezoatlipoca@mas.to

@angiebaby related/unrelated (at least to incels) is I went through a period in my bachelor years where I ate a LOT of Vector. We joked it was nutritionally complete bachelor kibble.

But that was cause I was lazy and didn't feel like cooking not because I had some toxic masculinity crisis.