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  • veroniqueb99@mastodon.socialV veroniqueb99@mastodon.social

    My whole life I was told Satan was red.
    Turns out he’s orange.

    pertho@mastodon.bsd.cafeP This user is from outside of this forum
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    @VeroniqueB99 Maybe he's more of a "brick orange"? 🤔

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    • veroniqueb99@mastodon.socialV veroniqueb99@mastodon.social

      My whole life I was told Satan was red.
      Turns out he’s orange.

      urban_hermit@mstdn.socialU This user is from outside of this forum
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      @VeroniqueB99
      Minor typos. Satan was depicted as having two horns. Turns out that Satan was just relentlessly horny and didn't care about consent.

      Wait till you find out what the barbed tail means. (Hint, it is his misshapen penis, which has been bitten more than once.)

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      • veroniqueb99@mastodon.socialV veroniqueb99@mastodon.social

        My whole life I was told Satan was red.
        Turns out he’s orange.

        jmax@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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        @VeroniqueB99 He used to have better makeup people.

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        • veroniqueb99@mastodon.socialV veroniqueb99@mastodon.social

          My whole life I was told Satan was red.
          Turns out he’s orange.

          bastiii@mastodon.deB This user is from outside of this forum
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          @VeroniqueB99 why, you are religious all of a sudden?

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          • lily_and_frog@mastodon.artL lily_and_frog@mastodon.art

            @VeroniqueB99

            If there is one head of state that is anti-christ (not to confuse with THE antichrist), that would be him.

            veroniqueb99@mastodon.socialV This user is from outside of this forum
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            @Lily_and_frog 🤣

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            • catdragon@mastodon.worldC catdragon@mastodon.world

              @VeroniqueB99 and he smells like Maybelline foundation, cheap hairspray, and adult diapers.

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              @CatDragon 🤣🤣🤣🤢

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              • pertho@mastodon.bsd.cafeP pertho@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                @VeroniqueB99 Maybe he's more of a "brick orange"? 🤔

                veroniqueb99@mastodon.socialV This user is from outside of this forum
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                @pertho 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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                • urban_hermit@mstdn.socialU urban_hermit@mstdn.social

                  @VeroniqueB99
                  Minor typos. Satan was depicted as having two horns. Turns out that Satan was just relentlessly horny and didn't care about consent.

                  Wait till you find out what the barbed tail means. (Hint, it is his misshapen penis, which has been bitten more than once.)

                  veroniqueb99@mastodon.socialV This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @Urban_Hermit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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                  • jmax@mastodon.socialJ jmax@mastodon.social

                    @VeroniqueB99 He used to have better makeup people.

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                    @jmax 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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                    • bastiii@mastodon.deB bastiii@mastodon.de

                      @VeroniqueB99 why, you are religious all of a sudden?

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                      @bastiii 🤣🤣🤣 (not all of a sudden no... i went to Catholic school for a minute there 🤣)

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                      • veroniqueb99@mastodon.socialV veroniqueb99@mastodon.social

                        My whole life I was told Satan was red.
                        Turns out he’s orange.

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                        @VeroniqueB99
                        I assumed he'd be better looking. Instead we got orange Jabba the Hut

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                        • veroniqueb99@mastodon.socialV veroniqueb99@mastodon.social

                          My whole life I was told Satan was red.
                          Turns out he’s orange.

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                          @VeroniqueB99
                          And his sexy name is “Julius”

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                          • medeavanamonde@beige.partyM medeavanamonde@beige.party

                            @VeroniqueB99
                            And his sexy name is “Julius”

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                            @MedeaVanamonde 🤣🤣🤣

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                            • geos@toot.communityG geos@toot.community

                              @VeroniqueB99
                              I assumed he'd be better looking. Instead we got orange Jabba the Hut

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                              @geos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣yes

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                              • veroniqueb99@mastodon.socialV veroniqueb99@mastodon.social

                                My whole life I was told Satan was red.
                                Turns out he’s orange.

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                                @VeroniqueB99

                                satan is still red. satan is smart. trump is no satan

                                it's the antichrist that's orange

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                                • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                  @VeroniqueB99

                                  satan is still red. satan is smart. trump is no satan

                                  it's the antichrist that's orange

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                                  @benroyce ooooohhhh That's right! 👍

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                                  • veroniqueb99@mastodon.socialV veroniqueb99@mastodon.social

                                    My whole life I was told Satan was red.
                                    Turns out he’s orange.

                                    alanthecampbell@techhub.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @VeroniqueB99 someone should tell Peter Thiel since he’s so anxious about the antichrist

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                                    • alanthecampbell@techhub.socialA alanthecampbell@techhub.social

                                      @VeroniqueB99 someone should tell Peter Thiel since he’s so anxious about the antichrist

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                                      @alanthecampbell 🤣👍

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                                      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                        @VeroniqueB99

                                        satan is still red. satan is smart. trump is no satan

                                        it's the antichrist that's orange

                                        medeavanamonde@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @benroyce @VeroniqueB99
                                        So Donald’s Middle name is “Julius”

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