My whole life I was told Satan was red

[veroniqueb99@mastodon.social]

My whole life I was told Satan was red.
Turns out he’s orange.

[lily_and_frog@mastodon.art]

@VeroniqueB99

If there is one head of state that is anti-christ (not to confuse with THE antichrist), that would be him.

[catdragon@mastodon.world]

@VeroniqueB99 and he smells like Maybelline foundation, cheap hairspray, and adult diapers.

[pertho@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@VeroniqueB99 Maybe he's more of a "brick orange"?

[urban_hermit@mstdn.social]

@VeroniqueB99
Minor typos. Satan was depicted as having two horns. Turns out that Satan was just relentlessly horny and didn't care about consent.

Wait till you find out what the barbed tail means. (Hint, it is his misshapen penis, which has been bitten more than once.)

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@VeroniqueB99 He used to have better makeup people.

[bastiii@mastodon.de]

@VeroniqueB99 why, you are religious all of a sudden?

[veroniqueb99@mastodon.social]

@Lily_and_frog

[veroniqueb99@mastodon.social]

@CatDragon

[veroniqueb99@mastodon.social]

@pertho

[veroniqueb99@mastodon.social]

@Urban_Hermit

[veroniqueb99@mastodon.social]

@jmax

[veroniqueb99@mastodon.social]

@bastiii (not all of a sudden no... i went to Catholic school for a minute there )

[geos@toot.community]

@VeroniqueB99
I assumed he'd be better looking. Instead we got orange Jabba the Hut

[medeavanamonde@beige.party]

@VeroniqueB99
And his sexy name is “Julius”

[veroniqueb99@mastodon.social]

@MedeaVanamonde

[veroniqueb99@mastodon.social]

@geos yes

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@VeroniqueB99

satan is still red. satan is smart. trump is no satan

it's the antichrist that's orange

[veroniqueb99@mastodon.social]

@benroyce ooooohhhh That's right!

[alanthecampbell@techhub.social]

@VeroniqueB99 someone should tell Peter Thiel since he’s so anxious about the antichrist