All cars should be no bigger than Smart cars and have a max speed of 25mph.

[anon_opin@mastodon.social]

All cars should be no bigger than Smart cars and have a max speed of 25mph. I don't propose this out of environmental or safety concerns, I just think it would be funny and upset a lot of people I don't like.

[shodan@mas.to]

@anon_opin This sounds like a rejected British Rail advert and yes, it would be funny.

[mandelbroccoli@cupoftea.social]

@anon_opin I was ready to take issue with this, but I honestly can’t fault your reasoning

[schratze@todon.nl]

@anon_opin I'm against this, considering Smart only builds oversized SUVs these days

[kym@ohai.social]

@schratze i have just learnt this from you and i’m so sad

[stoori@polyglot.city]

@schratze @anon_opin s in SUV stands for Smart

[cadadr@polyglot.city]

@Stoori @schratze @anon_opin smart urine van

[zombiecide@polyglot.city]

@anon_opin I would find it very funny if all cars were powered like wind up toys, that the person driving them had to use a stationary bike to charge their car (with some assistance for the frail) and it just would go as fast and as far as you charged it

[sleet01@fosstodon.org]

@anon_opin Tuned to the average speed of I-5 between the hours of 6AM and 9PM, I like it.

[schratze@todon.nl]

@kym imagine my bewilderment when I saw the first Smart that looked like someone had inflated it to twice its normal size. I already hated this when they did it to the Mini. But this company has stopped making small cars altogether.