<![CDATA[All cars should be no bigger than Smart cars and have a max speed of 25mph.]]>All cars should be no bigger than Smart cars and have a max speed of 25mph. I don't propose this out of environmental or safety concerns, I just think it would be funny and upset a lot of people I don't like.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/7cc3430b-2f35-42ee-a36b-26ee3c583e18/all-cars-should-be-no-bigger-than-smart-cars-and-have-a-max-speed-of-25mph.RSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 09:12:00 GMTMon, 11 May 2026 18:55:05 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to All cars should be no bigger than Smart cars and have a max speed of 25mph. on Mon, 11 May 2026 21:12:23 GMT]]>@kym imagine my bewilderment when I saw the first Smart that looked like someone had inflated it to twice its normal size. I already hated this when they did it to the Mini. But this company has stopped making small cars altogether.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.nl/users/schratze/statuses/116558000527961431https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.nl/users/schratze/statuses/116558000527961431Mon, 11 May 2026 21:12:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to All cars should be no bigger than Smart cars and have a max speed of 25mph. on Mon, 11 May 2026 21:09:22 GMT]]>@anon_opin Tuned to the average speed of I-5 between the hours of 6AM and 9PM, I like it.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/sleet01/statuses/116557988647893727https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/sleet01/statuses/116557988647893727Mon, 11 May 2026 21:09:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to All cars should be no bigger than Smart cars and have a max speed of 25mph. on Mon, 11 May 2026 21:09:16 GMT]]>@anon_opin I would find it very funny if all cars were powered like wind up toys, that the person driving them had to use a stationary bike to charge their car (with some assistance for the frail) and it just would go as fast and as far as you charged it

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://polyglot.city/users/zombiecide/statuses/116557988293284208https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://polyglot.city/users/zombiecide/statuses/116557988293284208Mon, 11 May 2026 21:09:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to All cars should be no bigger than Smart cars and have a max speed of 25mph. on Mon, 11 May 2026 20:45:43 GMT]]>@Stoori @schratze @anon_opin smart urine van

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://polyglot.city/users/cadadr/statuses/116557895643607545https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://polyglot.city/users/cadadr/statuses/116557895643607545Mon, 11 May 2026 20:45:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to All cars should be no bigger than Smart cars and have a max speed of 25mph. on Mon, 11 May 2026 20:42:35 GMT]]>@schratze @anon_opin s in SUV stands for Smart

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://polyglot.city/users/Stoori/statuses/116557883361813060https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://polyglot.city/users/Stoori/statuses/116557883361813060Mon, 11 May 2026 20:42:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to All cars should be no bigger than Smart cars and have a max speed of 25mph. on Mon, 11 May 2026 20:39:41 GMT]]>@schratze i have just learnt this from you and i’m so sad

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ohai.social/users/kym/statuses/116557871947790247https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://ohai.social/users/kym/statuses/116557871947790247Mon, 11 May 2026 20:39:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to All cars should be no bigger than Smart cars and have a max speed of 25mph. on Mon, 11 May 2026 20:35:43 GMT]]>@anon_opin I'm against this, considering Smart only builds oversized SUVs these days

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.nl/users/schratze/statuses/116557856340494839https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.nl/users/schratze/statuses/116557856340494839Mon, 11 May 2026 20:35:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to All cars should be no bigger than Smart cars and have a max speed of 25mph. on Mon, 11 May 2026 19:15:47 GMT]]>@anon_opin I was ready to take issue with this, but I honestly can’t fault your reasoning

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/mandelbroccoli/statuses/116557542057531404https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cupoftea.social/users/mandelbroccoli/statuses/116557542057531404Mon, 11 May 2026 19:15:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to All cars should be no bigger than Smart cars and have a max speed of 25mph. on Mon, 11 May 2026 19:04:17 GMT]]>@anon_opin This sounds like a rejected British Rail advert and yes, it would be funny.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/SHODAN/statuses/116557496806720709https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/SHODAN/statuses/116557496806720709Mon, 11 May 2026 19:04:17 GMT