Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Protect Our Forests Patch.

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Protect Our Forests Patch. Ah, the unrivaled beauty of our forests. They are one of the few pristine, untouched miracles of Mother Nature where lovely plants blossom and majestic animals roam...
...that bear is taking a shit, isn't it?
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[steve@social.coop]

@lowqualityfacts Well, it is in the woods, so...

[claudiac@me.dm]

@Steve @lowqualityfacts

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

"Does a bear shit in the woods?" is NEVER an appropriate question to ask. How would you like it if total strangers tried to guess where you defecate?

[manyroads@mstdn.social]

@lowqualityfacts I always thought it was... does the pope shit in the woods? is a bear catholic?

[evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net]

@lowqualityfacts fully appropriate question. no guess, no find the mess

[just_one_bear@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts I mean, yeah we DO if that's where we are, but as a Northern Canadian Domesticated Bear, I'm not gonna head outside when there are flush facilities available. Not often, anyway.

[octothorpe@mastodon.online]

@lowqualityfacts I’m poopin’ right now!

[evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net]

@ManyRoads @lowqualityfacts I thought all bears were classified as Greek Orthodox?
The pope's toiletry habits are mostly unknown, though I have my suspicions around the al-fresco loo-roll carrying capabilities of those Swiss guard outfits myself...

[evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net]

@lowqualityfacts oh. oh no. he's unfishing for brown trout.

[klu9@ohai.social]

@octothorpe 

Always promoting your livestream!

[that_damn_frank@beige.party]

@lowqualityfacts

"...that bear is taking a shit, isn't it?"

"On ducks."

[agitatra@berlin.social]

@ManyRoads @lowqualityfacts That is correct, however both questions are inappropriate! Neither should a total stranger speculate about the defecation habits of a certain Mr. Pope, nor should the religious beliefs of wildlife should be a topic, unless the lifeform in question brings up the topic by itself!

[banjofox@masto.hackers.town]

@lowqualityfacts

Dang now I need to expand my MOLLE kit to make more room for this patch.

[ruckerworks@dice.camp]

@lowqualityfacts It's fairly easy for someone to fake a Bigfoot footprint in the forest. We've even seen humans dress up in a Bigfoot costume and have a buddy film them walking along the edge of a clearcut. Easy. It's much harder for someone to fake Bigfoot dropping a deuce in the wild.

[felis_catus_domesticus@mstdn.party]

@lowqualityfacts

[wyliecoyoteuk@mastodon.org.uk]

@lowqualityfacts It would be OK if they wanted to avoid treading in it.