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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Protect Our Forests Patch.

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  • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

    "Does a bear shit in the woods?" is NEVER an appropriate question to ask. How would you like it if total strangers tried to guess where you defecate?

    manyroads@mstdn.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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    @lowqualityfacts I always thought it was... does the pope shit in the woods? is a bear catholic?

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    • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

      "Does a bear shit in the woods?" is NEVER an appropriate question to ask. How would you like it if total strangers tried to guess where you defecate?

      evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.netE This user is from outside of this forum
      evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.netE This user is from outside of this forum
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      @lowqualityfacts fully appropriate question. no guess, no find the mess 😉

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      • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

        "Does a bear shit in the woods?" is NEVER an appropriate question to ask. How would you like it if total strangers tried to guess where you defecate?

        just_one_bear@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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        @lowqualityfacts I mean, yeah we DO if that's where we are, but as a Northern Canadian Domesticated Bear, I'm not gonna head outside when there are flush facilities available. Not often, anyway.

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        • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

          "Does a bear shit in the woods?" is NEVER an appropriate question to ask. How would you like it if total strangers tried to guess where you defecate?

          octothorpe@mastodon.onlineO This user is from outside of this forum
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          @lowqualityfacts I’m poopin’ right now!

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          • manyroads@mstdn.socialM manyroads@mstdn.social

            @lowqualityfacts I always thought it was... does the pope shit in the woods? is a bear catholic?

            evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.netE This user is from outside of this forum
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            @ManyRoads @lowqualityfacts I thought all bears were classified as Greek Orthodox?
            The pope's toiletry habits are mostly unknown, though I have my suspicions around the al-fresco loo-roll carrying capabilities of those Swiss guard outfits myself...

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            • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

              Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Protect Our Forests Patch. Ah, the unrivaled beauty of our forests. They are one of the few pristine, untouched miracles of Mother Nature where lovely plants blossom and majestic animals roam...
              ...that bear is taking a shit, isn't it?
              https://collabs.shop/flx5rx

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              @lowqualityfacts oh. oh no. he's unfishing for brown trout.

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              • octothorpe@mastodon.onlineO octothorpe@mastodon.online

                @lowqualityfacts I’m poopin’ right now!

                klu9@ohai.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                @octothorpe 

                Always promoting your livestream!

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                • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                  Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Protect Our Forests Patch. Ah, the unrivaled beauty of our forests. They are one of the few pristine, untouched miracles of Mother Nature where lovely plants blossom and majestic animals roam...
                  ...that bear is taking a shit, isn't it?
                  https://collabs.shop/flx5rx

                  Link Preview Image
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                  @lowqualityfacts

                  "...that bear is taking a shit, isn't it?"

                  "On ducks."

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                  • manyroads@mstdn.socialM manyroads@mstdn.social

                    @lowqualityfacts I always thought it was... does the pope shit in the woods? is a bear catholic?

                    agitatra@berlin.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @ManyRoads @lowqualityfacts That is correct, however both questions are inappropriate! Neither should a total stranger speculate about the defecation habits of a certain Mr. Pope, nor should the religious beliefs of wildlife should be a topic, unless the lifeform in question brings up the topic by itself!

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                    • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                      Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Protect Our Forests Patch. Ah, the unrivaled beauty of our forests. They are one of the few pristine, untouched miracles of Mother Nature where lovely plants blossom and majestic animals roam...
                      ...that bear is taking a shit, isn't it?
                      https://collabs.shop/flx5rx

                      Link Preview Image
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                      @lowqualityfacts

                      Dang now I need to expand my MOLLE kit to make more room for this patch.

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                      • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                        "Does a bear shit in the woods?" is NEVER an appropriate question to ask. How would you like it if total strangers tried to guess where you defecate?

                        ruckerworks@dice.campR This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @lowqualityfacts It's fairly easy for someone to fake a Bigfoot footprint in the forest. We've even seen humans dress up in a Bigfoot costume and have a buddy film them walking along the edge of a clearcut. Easy. It's much harder for someone to fake Bigfoot dropping a deuce in the wild. 😏

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                        • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                          Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Protect Our Forests Patch. Ah, the unrivaled beauty of our forests. They are one of the few pristine, untouched miracles of Mother Nature where lovely plants blossom and majestic animals roam...
                          ...that bear is taking a shit, isn't it?
                          https://collabs.shop/flx5rx

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                          @lowqualityfacts

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                          • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                            "Does a bear shit in the woods?" is NEVER an appropriate question to ask. How would you like it if total strangers tried to guess where you defecate?

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                            @lowqualityfacts It would be OK if they wanted to avoid treading in it.

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