Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Protect Our Forests Patch.

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

"Does a bear shit in the woods?" is NEVER an appropriate question to ask. How would you like it if total strangers tried to guess where you defecate?

[manyroads@mstdn.social]

@lowqualityfacts I always thought it was... does the pope shit in the woods? is a bear catholic?

[evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net]

@lowqualityfacts fully appropriate question. no guess, no find the mess

[just_one_bear@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts I mean, yeah we DO if that's where we are, but as a Northern Canadian Domesticated Bear, I'm not gonna head outside when there are flush facilities available. Not often, anyway.

[octothorpe@mastodon.online]

@lowqualityfacts I’m poopin’ right now!

[evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net]

@ManyRoads @lowqualityfacts I thought all bears were classified as Greek Orthodox?
The pope's toiletry habits are mostly unknown, though I have my suspicions around the al-fresco loo-roll carrying capabilities of those Swiss guard outfits myself...

[evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net]

@lowqualityfacts oh. oh no. he's unfishing for brown trout.

[klu9@ohai.social]

@octothorpe 

Always promoting your livestream!

[that_damn_frank@beige.party]

@lowqualityfacts

"...that bear is taking a shit, isn't it?"

"On ducks."

[agitatra@berlin.social]

@ManyRoads @lowqualityfacts That is correct, however both questions are inappropriate! Neither should a total stranger speculate about the defecation habits of a certain Mr. Pope, nor should the religious beliefs of wildlife should be a topic, unless the lifeform in question brings up the topic by itself!

[banjofox@masto.hackers.town]

@lowqualityfacts

Dang now I need to expand my MOLLE kit to make more room for this patch.

[ruckerworks@dice.camp]

@lowqualityfacts It's fairly easy for someone to fake a Bigfoot footprint in the forest. We've even seen humans dress up in a Bigfoot costume and have a buddy film them walking along the edge of a clearcut. Easy. It's much harder for someone to fake Bigfoot dropping a deuce in the wild.

[felis_catus_domesticus@mstdn.party]

@lowqualityfacts

[wyliecoyoteuk@mastodon.org.uk]

@lowqualityfacts It would be OK if they wanted to avoid treading in it.